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Okay, just a few ideas for you lot to debate
Rules of the RPC
1 - All new members as of NOW have to sit an entrance 'exam' to get in. This exam will be on the subject of 'Resident Evil and how it affected the teletubbies'. It will then be decided on whether the member is good enough to enter by it's current members (i.e. a vote). Only the following Members don't have to take the mentioned 'exam':
Pliskin
Idlewild
Asher D
Kyz
J-42
Azul
Rickoss
Slaveunit
Dadio500
Wam-man
Parr
Tphi
Sfone
Latchford
Froots
FinalFantasyFanatic
2 - A Schedule will be set up to make 'matches' up between members of the RPC. Once this is done, members should then set it upon themselves to contact the opposing member and set up topics on which to post about. Members should post on the day the schedule says and none other. If, for some reason, the date cannot be met, contact me and ask for a change in date.
3 - If, at any time you wish to leave the club, please contact me and ask. You shall be removed from the schedule and will have to sit the exam too re-enter.
4 - Any member who fails to meet the deadlines set twice in a short peroid of time will be banished from the club. Be gone evil ones!
5 - If there is an odd number of members then one match shall be made into a 3 way battle.
6 - Winners of the matches shall be decided by a GAD win. If no contestant win GAD then nothing changes. If someone from the club does win GAD then they are awarded a point. The person with the most points is the greatest. This part has no point whatsoever and will probably be ignored.
7 - All matches must be accepted by all parties involved before getting the go-ahead.
For the moment, this is it. Feel free to debate over more, but i will just ignore you and pretend I thought up your ideas.
Rules of the RPC
1 - All new members as of NOW have to sit an entrance 'exam' to get in. This exam will be on the subject of 'Resident Evil and how it affected the teletubbies'. It will then be decided on whether the member is good enough to enter by it's current members (i.e. a vote). Only the following Members don't have to take the mentioned 'exam':
Pliskin
Idlewild
Asher D
Kyz
J-42
Azul
Rickoss
Slaveunit
Dadio500
Wam-man
Parr
Tphi
Sfone
Latchford
Froots
FinalFantasyFanatic
2 - A Schedule will be set up to make 'matches' up between members of the RPC. Once this is done, members should then set it upon themselves to contact the opposing member and set up topics on which to post about. Members should post on the day the schedule says and none other. If, for some reason, the date cannot be met, contact me and ask for a change in date.
3 - If, at any time you wish to leave the club, please contact me and ask. You shall be removed from the schedule and will have to sit the exam too re-enter.
4 - Any member who fails to meet the deadlines set twice in a short peroid of time will be banished from the club. Be gone evil ones!
5 - If there is an odd number of members then one match shall be made into a 3 way battle.
6 - Winners of the matches shall be decided by a GAD win. If no contestant win GAD then nothing changes. If someone from the club does win GAD then they are awarded a point. The person with the most points is the greatest. This part has no point whatsoever and will probably be ignored.
7 - All matches must be accepted by all parties involved before getting the go-ahead.
For the moment, this is it. Feel free to debate over more, but i will just ignore you and pretend I thought up your ideas.
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Muddatrucker wrote:
> [Begins Exam]
>
> "Resident Evil and how it affected the teletubbies"
>
> How anyone can not see that Resident Evil has not affected the
> teletubbies is beyond my comprehension. It is obvious in many ways how
> the teletubbies has influence from Resident Evil. First and foremost,
> they are both as scary as hell - Resident Evil boasting gore-loving
> zombies and rocket-launcher-totting monsters, whilst the teletubbies
> has middle-aged men in suits running around in the most feminine way
> possible, whilst a sun with a baby's face in overlooks the events as
> they unfold. Also, they both share similarities in their themes. They,
> too, are scary. Resident Evil boasts low bass lines with overly mellow
> piano tunes that create a sense of environment and atmosphere.
> Meanwhile, the teletubbies opening theme is truly horrifying. Rumours
> report that if played at a higher frequency (one which only dogs can
> hear), it causes deformity to those listening. This is why the ammount
> of unaccounted for kanine deaths has risen 1,000,000 since 1998. Also,
> other sources report that if played backwards, the teletubbies theme
> is the words of the devil. Unfortunately, all those that have
> attempted this have been found dead with their eyes glazed over.
> Finally, teletubbies has a love for liquid, much like Resident Evil.
> Whilst Resi may have it's gore and vomit-spewing undead, the more
> feminine approach of the bosses at BBC is so-called 'Tubby Tustard',
> roughly translated to 'Gruel'.
>
> [Ends exam, looking extremely smug]
>
> Did I pass? :)
Im not the owner or a moderator or anything you know it was only a suggestion. but i think you will probably pass with that!
> [Begins Exam]
>
> "Resident Evil and how it affected the teletubbies"
>
> How anyone can not see that Resident Evil has not affected the
> teletubbies is beyond my comprehension. It is obvious in many ways how
> the teletubbies has influence from Resident Evil. First and foremost,
> they are both as scary as hell - Resident Evil boasting gore-loving
> zombies and rocket-launcher-totting monsters, whilst the teletubbies
> has middle-aged men in suits running around in the most feminine way
> possible, whilst a sun with a baby's face in overlooks the events as
> they unfold. Also, they both share similarities in their themes. They,
> too, are scary. Resident Evil boasts low bass lines with overly mellow
> piano tunes that create a sense of environment and atmosphere.
> Meanwhile, the teletubbies opening theme is truly horrifying. Rumours
> report that if played at a higher frequency (one which only dogs can
> hear), it causes deformity to those listening. This is why the ammount
> of unaccounted for kanine deaths has risen 1,000,000 since 1998. Also,
> other sources report that if played backwards, the teletubbies theme
> is the words of the devil. Unfortunately, all those that have
> attempted this have been found dead with their eyes glazed over.
> Finally, teletubbies has a love for liquid, much like Resident Evil.
> Whilst Resi may have it's gore and vomit-spewing undead, the more
> feminine approach of the bosses at BBC is so-called 'Tubby Tustard',
> roughly translated to 'Gruel'.
>
> [Ends exam, looking extremely smug]
>
> Did I pass? :)
Im not the owner or a moderator or anything you know it was only a suggestion. but i think you will probably pass with that!
latchford wrote:
> Muddatrucker wrote:
> idlewild wrote:
> Muddatrucker wrote:
> Sounds interesting.
>
> When can I take the test?
>
> Whenever. Do it now if you want, as long as you alert us.
>
> Ok, can I take it now :)
>
> he just said that you can take it now.
Yes, but I didn't understand.
> Muddatrucker wrote:
> idlewild wrote:
> Muddatrucker wrote:
> Sounds interesting.
>
> When can I take the test?
>
> Whenever. Do it now if you want, as long as you alert us.
>
> Ok, can I take it now :)
>
> he just said that you can take it now.
Yes, but I didn't understand.
[Begins Exam]
"Resident Evil and how it affected the teletubbies"
How anyone can not see that Resident Evil has not affected the teletubbies is beyond my comprehension. It is obvious in many ways how the teletubbies has influence from Resident Evil. First and foremost, they are both as scary as hell - Resident Evil boasting gore-loving zombies and rocket-launcher-totting monsters, whilst the teletubbies has middle-aged men in suits running around in the most feminine way possible, whilst a sun with a baby's face in overlooks the events as they unfold. Also, they both share similarities in their themes. They, too, are scary. Resident Evil boasts low bass lines with overly mellow piano tunes that create a sense of environment and atmosphere. Meanwhile, the teletubbies opening theme is truly horrifying. Rumours report that if played at a higher frequency (one which only dogs can hear), it causes deformity to those listening. This is why the ammount of unaccounted for kanine deaths has risen 1,000,000 since 1998. Also, other sources report that if played backwards, the teletubbies theme is the words of the devil. Unfortunately, all those that have attempted this have been found dead with their eyes glazed over. Finally, teletubbies has a love for liquid, much like Resident Evil. Whilst Resi may have it's gore and vomit-spewing undead, the more feminine approach of the bosses at BBC is so-called 'Tubby Tustard', roughly translated to 'Gruel'.
[Ends exam, looking extremely smug]
Did I pass? :)
"Resident Evil and how it affected the teletubbies"
How anyone can not see that Resident Evil has not affected the teletubbies is beyond my comprehension. It is obvious in many ways how the teletubbies has influence from Resident Evil. First and foremost, they are both as scary as hell - Resident Evil boasting gore-loving zombies and rocket-launcher-totting monsters, whilst the teletubbies has middle-aged men in suits running around in the most feminine way possible, whilst a sun with a baby's face in overlooks the events as they unfold. Also, they both share similarities in their themes. They, too, are scary. Resident Evil boasts low bass lines with overly mellow piano tunes that create a sense of environment and atmosphere. Meanwhile, the teletubbies opening theme is truly horrifying. Rumours report that if played at a higher frequency (one which only dogs can hear), it causes deformity to those listening. This is why the ammount of unaccounted for kanine deaths has risen 1,000,000 since 1998. Also, other sources report that if played backwards, the teletubbies theme is the words of the devil. Unfortunately, all those that have attempted this have been found dead with their eyes glazed over. Finally, teletubbies has a love for liquid, much like Resident Evil. Whilst Resi may have it's gore and vomit-spewing undead, the more feminine approach of the bosses at BBC is so-called 'Tubby Tustard', roughly translated to 'Gruel'.
[Ends exam, looking extremely smug]
Did I pass? :)
Azul wrote:
> A good, original idea, well thought out and planned, is being over run
> by a group of mindless, stupid (to say the least) fools.
hope that wasnt aimed at me. :)
> A good, original idea, well thought out and planned, is being over run
> by a group of mindless, stupid (to say the least) fools.
hope that wasnt aimed at me. :)
This really is quite hilarious.
A good, original idea, well thought out and planned, is being over run by a group of mindless, stupid (to say the least) fools.
Ah well.....
A good, original idea, well thought out and planned, is being over run by a group of mindless, stupid (to say the least) fools.
Ah well.....
Muddatrucker wrote:
> idlewild wrote:
> Muddatrucker wrote:
> Sounds interesting.
>
> When can I take the test?
>
> Whenever. Do it now if you want, as long as you alert us.
>
> Ok, can I take it now :)
he just said that you can take it now.
> idlewild wrote:
> Muddatrucker wrote:
> Sounds interesting.
>
> When can I take the test?
>
> Whenever. Do it now if you want, as long as you alert us.
>
> Ok, can I take it now :)
he just said that you can take it now.
Sylphetic wrote:
> [Begins Exam]
>
> "Resident Evil and how it affected the teletubbies"
>
> Resident Evil, is in many subtle to the Teletubbies, hence the
> difference in openings. Whereas the Teletubbies opens with a
> "...the sun is shining in the sky..." most Resident Evil's
> commence with an outburst of gore and blood. Well, Resis' do in my
> opinion. Unfortunatly that is where the difference ends. Both have
> mind numming themes, firstly death and secondly er... Bunnies and fat
> people with TV's in their stomachs. They both contain strong, brain
> decoding messages, firstly [the Teletubbis] that actually jumping into
> people and touching stomachs is good and that all children should live
> in the sun (hence burning in their outcries of pain as their skin
> shrivels and their blood evaporates), and that killing is good.
>
> [Ends exam, looking around surprisingly sheepishly...]
I think this is a little short
> [Begins Exam]
>
> "Resident Evil and how it affected the teletubbies"
>
> Resident Evil, is in many subtle to the Teletubbies, hence the
> difference in openings. Whereas the Teletubbies opens with a
> "...the sun is shining in the sky..." most Resident Evil's
> commence with an outburst of gore and blood. Well, Resis' do in my
> opinion. Unfortunatly that is where the difference ends. Both have
> mind numming themes, firstly death and secondly er... Bunnies and fat
> people with TV's in their stomachs. They both contain strong, brain
> decoding messages, firstly [the Teletubbis] that actually jumping into
> people and touching stomachs is good and that all children should live
> in the sun (hence burning in their outcries of pain as their skin
> shrivels and their blood evaporates), and that killing is good.
>
> [Ends exam, looking around surprisingly sheepishly...]
I think this is a little short
idlewild wrote:
> Muddatrucker wrote:
> Sounds interesting.
>
> When can I take the test?
>
> Whenever. Do it now if you want, as long as you alert us.
Ok, can I take it now :)
> Muddatrucker wrote:
> Sounds interesting.
>
> When can I take the test?
>
> Whenever. Do it now if you want, as long as you alert us.
Ok, can I take it now :)
I am sad and discusted how you could not include me: Adamario, in your so called "club".
Well i dont want to be in it......:(
(Im so lonely)
Well i dont want to be in it......:(
(Im so lonely)
Azul wrote:
> Game... warrior....?
>
> *sniggers*
it was a poor example maybe GAD lord
> Game... warrior....?
>
> *sniggers*
it was a poor example maybe GAD lord
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