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"Vote Jesus For Notable!"

Or the closest fictional alternative, me.

I cannot promise you wealth, I cannot promise you a sex icon.

I can promise you that I am ugly. I can also promise you that my parents named me far too empty. I can also promise you that I am tired, and doped on caffeine (notice smart use of words).

I can also use big words. Sometimes, I will even spell them right, and if you're lucky, I'll use them in the right context.

I may be sarcastic, but I'm also over-weight, therefore loveably chubby. If you could hug a screen-name, you'd be welcome to hug mine.

I am also male. I am not as strong as you, nor as pretty.

In conclusion, maybe if you're feeling like voting for someone who won't make fake promises of love and attention, vote me, or someone else who's worth voting for.

I promise.

I hope you have a good wife, and bid you good morrow.


!"£$ %^~~far too empty~~^% $£"!

good point but what happends if the person with 800 days has only posted every week and has never posted a review or a hint etc.

110 days!?

Yeah, lets vote him instead of a regular person who's been here for 800 days.....

Shadow Knight wrote:
> i didn't even know this guy exsisted until just now

me or him?

110 days old, 2 Gads, I post on here all the time.

i didn't even know this guy exsisted until just now

Vote far too empty to shut up!

Meh, we're gonna vote someone who's hardly been here very long, and posted very little.

Muh, why doesn't anyone take a hint!?

I hope that convinces you.

I know i did.

Or the closest fictional alternative, me.

I cannot promise you wealth, I cannot promise you a sex icon.

I can promise you that I am ugly. I can also promise you that my parents named me far too empty. I can also promise you that I am tired, and doped on caffeine (notice smart use of words).

I can also use big words. Sometimes, I will even spell them right, and if you're lucky, I'll use them in the right context.

I may be sarcastic, but I'm also over-weight, therefore loveably chubby. If you could hug a screen-name, you'd be welcome to hug mine.

I am also male. I am not as strong as you, nor as pretty.

In conclusion, maybe if you're feeling like voting for someone who won't make fake promises of love and attention, vote me, or someone else who's worth voting for.

I promise.

I hope you have a good wife, and bid you good morrow.


!"£$ %^~~far too empty~~^% $£"!