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"Help me , pllleeasassee!!"

Ok, this involves girls, drink and a whole lot of tonsil tennis! Ill let u know now so if u dont wanna read on, u dont have to....

I met this girl on new yrs eve, and we were 'together' for about an hr, it was great, she was pretty, she wanted me bla bla.... thing is, she has a boyfriend !! They have an 'open' releationship which is good coz I wont get bashed for pulling her.

Ok, story continues, I went out tonight for a quite few with a mate, hes underage and got chucked out, however Im not and stayed. The only group of people contained the girl who I pulled new yrs! Dillema, go at 9 on a saturday, or risk talking to this girl.... I chose the girl.

Anyway, she asked how i was etc etc, and she kept staring at me all night.

Now im stuck, i really like her and as far as I can tell she likes me, she also has a boyfriend who is 24, im 18 !!!

What the hell do I do ??????????

Well, in the eventuality that you may end up winging your way across my hometown one dark starry night,(with the letters 'SG' emblazoned on your chest) I shall be sure to keep the Kryptonite handy.

The norm? Not too sure about that one.

Yeah, typical male thoughts I'm afraid.
Ones like "Damn, I didnt wake up with superpowers".
That's why blokes are so slow and clumsy in the morning, because for the previous 8hrs we've been flying about and lifting buildings and stuff.
Then we wake and realise our abilities have left us.
And then we get sad.

Which is why blokes are not the best in the mornings.
Oh, one other thing about mornings, don't flatter yourself, that always happens.

hur hur

Thoughts of what? Stuff like "God she was one miserable cow" or "Bloody feminists rantings, I bet she is a lezzy".

Or where they just typical man thoughts of a sleazier nature?

And actually, I have the husky tones of David Gray blsting in my car, although I do have ''I Will Survive' on one of my tapes somewhere, does that make me the norm?

Yup, you like..consumned my thoughts or something.
I already have a shrine in the corner of my room for you set-up, I just need some hair and stuff.

How do I know you drive?
Most young women do, at 30mph singing along to "I will survive" at full volume.

You missed me too...I can tell.

Moody b*tch, actually, if you dont mind.

W/end was OK, yours? You were pining away for me all weekend, I can tell, call it female intuition.

And how do you actually know that I drive? Are you stalking me or something? Weirdo.

To be honest I don't think that there's any helping someone that puts 3 l's in please. ;-)

Hello Grumpy Bird!

No, you weren't lying.
The original post reeks of chest-beating "I've got this really hot chick after me" bluster.

Good weekend?

Im lying? or the other fella is lying?

I'd say be careful of this "open relationship" thing, that means one party is lying and justifying playing away from home.

I'd also say you were lying.

Being the hard faced b*tch that I am, I'd say forget it as it can only lead to all kinds of grief, I know young blokes love the thought of the older woman, so leave well alone and get yourself someone with no ties.

Lifes too short to end up being killed by a jealous boyfriend, even if it is an open relationship, whose descision was this - his or hers?

I have enlightened you.