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"Help me , pllleeasassee!!"

Ok, this involves girls, drink and a whole lot of tonsil tennis! Ill let u know now so if u dont wanna read on, u dont have to....

I met this girl on new yrs eve, and we were 'together' for about an hr, it was great, she was pretty, she wanted me bla bla.... thing is, she has a boyfriend !! They have an 'open' releationship which is good coz I wont get bashed for pulling her.

Ok, story continues, I went out tonight for a quite few with a mate, hes underage and got chucked out, however Im not and stayed. The only group of people contained the girl who I pulled new yrs! Dillema, go at 9 on a saturday, or risk talking to this girl.... I chose the girl.

Anyway, she asked how i was etc etc, and she kept staring at me all night.

Now im stuck, i really like her and as far as I can tell she likes me, she also has a boyfriend who is 24, im 18 !!!

What the hell do I do ??????????

Goatboy ! Seriouslly, im not lying ?!?! Shes only a yr older than me and im 18 !

Oh and Pine, ure a prat !!!!!!!!!

Now, Im not one for name calling, as you all know, but what an effin eejit.

You're an idiot.

listen mate I shag my bird all the time and beleive me just pull and ram her all you want forget her boyfriend.

That could be a bit dodgy wearing pants on the outside. I mean, what if you end up wearing your 'morning after 12 pints and a curry' pants? *shudder

Trust me, fellas, women dont find this a turn-on, contrary to some peoples beliefs. Espec. not on a Supergoat.

Tallulah wrote:
point being, I couldnt give a stuff if you're a
> tights-wearing comic book 'hunk', stay away from my gaff. Savvy?
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But does not the fact I wear my pants outside impress?
Or the fact I spend my time in the company of my trusty young male ward?...ah, I see where you're going now.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
> *sits back and laughs*

*joins RBS in a chorus of laugther*
slik ~_~

Er, I thought Kryptonite was 'deadly' (think dodgy Irish accent) to both Supermen & Supergoats alike, point being, I couldnt give a stuff if you're a tights-wearing comic book 'hunk', stay away from my gaff. Savvy?

*sits back and laughs*

Typical woman.
I develop superpowers, the chance to fight evil and solve world problems with ice-breath and stuff and you assume I'd ignore that for one woman?
"Me me me",it's always the same isn't it with women?

"I don't care about the nuclear reactor meltdown, you promised we'd go watch Bridget Jones Diary"
"But baby, we can do that tomorrow"
"Oh I don't think we can Mr 'Save The World', there's always an excuse isn't there?"
"But honey..."
"No, tell it to the hand"

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That's why most Superheroes have male sidekicks and not girlfriends.