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"Damn geeky Jesus boys...."

Ha ha

2 uber nerds with slick back hair and side partings just knocked on my door to tell me about Jesus I guess.

I answered the door they introduced themselves and then went quiet, one of them looked petrified. I think it was because I look like the type of person that would probably have bullied them at school.

I had to lead the conversation and politely tell them for the want of better words, fook off.

I hate door knocking religious people, they're so annoying.

The one day I post something like this and Ant happens to be on.

I've never encountered a door to door salesman of god.
Maybe they all got shot a few years ago and there aren't any left around here.

Sir-God -Sake wrote:
> Unbeliever wrote:
>
>You're just a heretic.

>Thank you thats the nices thing anyone has ever said to me!!

I can recognise one of my own....

YES YES YES

*descending*

I've lost my mind today.

My friend's brother (who, I suspect, is a raging abnormal deviant) once opened the door to a couple of Jehova Witnesses and proceeded to pick holes in everything they said. It was the some impressive and startling deconstruction of all their beliefs I've heard in my life. When they left about two hours later, their faith had been put to the test. I wouldn't have been surprised if they got round the corner, threw down their Bibles and ran away screaming blue murder whilst descended into an orgy of violence, rampant sexual pleasures and drugs.

Unbeliever wrote:

> You're just a heretic.

Thank you thats the nices thing anyone has ever said to me!!

Either that, or they thought you had a striking resembalance to Satan.

Sir-God -Sake wrote:
> What up with you!!! burn all them..


Oh, before I die, I'll make my wicker man, to be sure. I need only decide who will populate it.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> I swear one of these days I'm going to paint a pentagram and an
> upside-down cross on the door, just to make the message clear.

That won't stop them - it'll spur them on to "convert" you.