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"I'm Back!!! (Big fanfare, as I'm a ponce)"

Hello!

Did you miss me? Oh well, nevermind. Maybe you'd hit me if you didn't thow like a girl. (There was a joke in there somewhere, but it's so small, it would get lost in an empty matchbox...).

Anyway, how is everyone? Good Christmas? Good stuff.

Mine was pretty funky, as you'll invariably ask, what with me being such a hero and all. Yup, my ego has grown even bigger over the last 10 days. You have been warned...

Highlight of the last 10 days since I was lasy on here?
As I was driving back to surrey today, I saw a foreign transport lorry on the M25, with the word SANCHEZ written, in red, on the white side of the trailer.

Except the lorry was all dirty. So there was a huge Dirty Sanchez right in front of me. I nearly crahsed with laughter, sad isn't it? That's what being on these forums does to you I'm afraid...

Your Honour wrote:
> er-no wrote:
YH, what happens if you are ampidex?



There's always one,
> isn't there?!?! :-P

I don't know. I guess you constantly wet the bed while
> being stubborn and completely uncreative?

Or maybe the other way around?
> You're really creative, but however hard you try, you can't take a p**s?

Its that second one.

Ah! Hee hee. :0D

Well done FFF.

YAY!

I won GAD again.

YIPPEE!

er-no wrote:
YH, what happens if you are ampidex?



There's always one, isn't there?!?! :-P

I don't know. I guess you constantly wet the bed while being stubborn and completely uncreative?

Or maybe the other way around? You're really creative, but however hard you try, you can't take a p**s?

Your Honour wrote:
> Grix Thraves wrote:
Err... why did you want to know if I was left handed or
> not?


Ahhh, back to that old chesnut are we?

Well, I'm left handed, and
> my brother isn't. My brother is a tool, and thinks he's better than me. So for
> christmas, as a joke, I bought him a book called The Superiority of the Left
> Hander.

Apparently, left handers are:

More creative than right
> handers.
More stubborn than right handers.
More over sensitive than right
> handers.
Wet the bed to a higher age than right handers.

I think you're one
> of those, which is why I asked you if you were left handed. I'll let you guess
> which one I thought you were. :-P

YH, what happens if you are ampidex?

Grix Thraves wrote:
Err... why did you want to know if I was left handed or not?


Ahhh, back to that old chesnut are we?

Well, I'm left handed, and my brother isn't. My brother is a tool, and thinks he's better than me. So for christmas, as a joke, I bought him a book called The Superiority of the Left Hander.

Apparently, left handers are:

More creative than right handers.
More stubborn than right handers.
More over sensitive than right handers.
Wet the bed to a higher age than right handers.

I think you're one of those, which is why I asked you if you were left handed. I'll let you guess which one I thought you were. :-P



NOTE: I'm 20 and haven't wet the bed since I was about 2, thankyouverymuch! :-P

I'm back today so you can all get doubley excited

*head down, walks away*

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Heh, welcome back YH.

Err... why did you want to know if I was left handed or
> not?

Cramp? lol

Heh, welcome back YH.

Err... why did you want to know if I was left handed or not?