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As SonicRav celebrated the new year, a change befell him. It was his 666th day on ukchatforums. He turned into HYPER EVIL SUPER SONIC and he would have been invincible, but he couldn't be bothered to get all the choas emeralds, so he was still vulnerable.
He demanded all bow down to him, but only Big_Slow did. Unfortunately, Sonic had control over the Notables, and sent SHEEPY to deal with Sibs since he was being unruly. However, he used beer to bribe SHEEPY. Big_Slow then promised free beer for all to make up for his follies and idiocities. However, the beer never arrived, and Sonics minions became restless, and RastBillySkank ran off into the sunset, even though it was late at night, and sunset was hours ago. Sibs pointed out that maybe RBS was in another time zone... Sonic was further angered by the insolence of Sibs.
Sibs delusionally slurred "Whersh my free berrsh Sonic? Big Shlow said free beersh! I WANT BEER!" and he proclaimed that SonicRav wasn't really the true Dark Lord, but it was infact the evil and sadistic yellow pages... He insisted that no dark lord could be blue, like Sonic, and the terrible glare of yellow was the only fitting colour for the dark lord.
Sibs related the story of how he was confined to a wheelchair by the yellow pages evil glare momentarily blinding him, then causing him to stub his toe, and lose balance on the stairs and fall down and break his back. Sibs worshipped the yellow pages (although he couldn't bow down to it because his back was broke). Sonic was outraged at this, and insisted that Sibs was drunk to the rest of his minions, but they were getting increasingly restless because the promised beer hadn't been delivered to them... Indeed, even the once loyal Big_Slow began to question Sonic and his speed.
Dringo arrived, and insisted Mystique would not be Sonics bride, as she was his... Mystique wanted a duel, but no-one seemed willing to shed blood over her.
Sibs drunkenly slurred, "Shonic, I'll kill yous, the real Dark Lord will take overs, and Mystique will marry the real Dark Lord!" Mystique perked up at this challenge hoping someone was finally willing to fight for her. From his wheelchair Sibs threw the yellow pages at Sonic, and it hit him square on the head, knocking him out. Mystique ran to Sibs, seeing his courage, and proclaimed him her new husband, and Dark Lord of all FOG.
"Nos, Mystiqe... I'm not the Dark Lords... itsh the Yellow Pages Mystique... Yous will be the bride of the yellow pagesh..." Sibs slurred to her. Not liking the idea of being married to a phone book, Mystique walked off. Sonic was still unconscious, and was later picked up by police, who thought he had passed out from drinking too much, and Big_Slow plodded off, followed by Sibs in his squeeky wheelchair yelling, "Wheresh my frees beersh Big Shlow?!? I'll gets you, just yous wait and see... I'll come for you, I wants free beersh!!!"
The tyrannical rule of SonicRav was over... but deep in the yellow pages (page 367 to be precise) was an advert encircled... it read:
'Choas emeralds and Super Emeralds for sale... turn any creature into a Super or even Hyper version of itself. Please note, this can cause unpredictable results when used with blue hedgehogs'
As Sonic awoke, the yellow pages opened on page 367... and Sonic saw the encircled advert... his reign wasn't over yet...
He demanded all bow down to him, but only Big_Slow did. Unfortunately, Sonic had control over the Notables, and sent SHEEPY to deal with Sibs since he was being unruly. However, he used beer to bribe SHEEPY. Big_Slow then promised free beer for all to make up for his follies and idiocities. However, the beer never arrived, and Sonics minions became restless, and RastBillySkank ran off into the sunset, even though it was late at night, and sunset was hours ago. Sibs pointed out that maybe RBS was in another time zone... Sonic was further angered by the insolence of Sibs.
Sibs delusionally slurred "Whersh my free berrsh Sonic? Big Shlow said free beersh! I WANT BEER!" and he proclaimed that SonicRav wasn't really the true Dark Lord, but it was infact the evil and sadistic yellow pages... He insisted that no dark lord could be blue, like Sonic, and the terrible glare of yellow was the only fitting colour for the dark lord.
Sibs related the story of how he was confined to a wheelchair by the yellow pages evil glare momentarily blinding him, then causing him to stub his toe, and lose balance on the stairs and fall down and break his back. Sibs worshipped the yellow pages (although he couldn't bow down to it because his back was broke). Sonic was outraged at this, and insisted that Sibs was drunk to the rest of his minions, but they were getting increasingly restless because the promised beer hadn't been delivered to them... Indeed, even the once loyal Big_Slow began to question Sonic and his speed.
Dringo arrived, and insisted Mystique would not be Sonics bride, as she was his... Mystique wanted a duel, but no-one seemed willing to shed blood over her.
Sibs drunkenly slurred, "Shonic, I'll kill yous, the real Dark Lord will take overs, and Mystique will marry the real Dark Lord!" Mystique perked up at this challenge hoping someone was finally willing to fight for her. From his wheelchair Sibs threw the yellow pages at Sonic, and it hit him square on the head, knocking him out. Mystique ran to Sibs, seeing his courage, and proclaimed him her new husband, and Dark Lord of all FOG.
"Nos, Mystiqe... I'm not the Dark Lords... itsh the Yellow Pages Mystique... Yous will be the bride of the yellow pagesh..." Sibs slurred to her. Not liking the idea of being married to a phone book, Mystique walked off. Sonic was still unconscious, and was later picked up by police, who thought he had passed out from drinking too much, and Big_Slow plodded off, followed by Sibs in his squeeky wheelchair yelling, "Wheresh my frees beersh Big Shlow?!? I'll gets you, just yous wait and see... I'll come for you, I wants free beersh!!!"
The tyrannical rule of SonicRav was over... but deep in the yellow pages (page 367 to be precise) was an advert encircled... it read:
'Choas emeralds and Super Emeralds for sale... turn any creature into a Super or even Hyper version of itself. Please note, this can cause unpredictable results when used with blue hedgehogs'
As Sonic awoke, the yellow pages opened on page 367... and Sonic saw the encircled advert... his reign wasn't over yet...
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Sibs wrote:
> or maybe you are worried about getting paper cuts during sex?
lol and ew
whats the obsession with te big yellow book anyhoo?
> or maybe you are worried about getting paper cuts during sex?
lol and ew
whats the obsession with te big yellow book anyhoo?
Sonic said that he was blue, even though he had gone super hyper evil sonic (or something) and I said he should be yellow (cos Super Sonic and Hyper Sonic are yellow) but he said he was just a deeper shade of blue...
So i had to find the true dark lord, who was the right colour... yellow...
So i had to find the true dark lord, who was the right colour... yellow...
WOHOO! I won GAD for this story!
*graciously goes up to collect GAD for the winning piece*
"Thank you, Thank you, I would like to thank SR for deeming this piece worthy of a GAD, and would especially like to thank the stars of the story, SonicRav, Mystique, Big_Slow, SHEEPY, RastaBillySkank, Dringo, and any others who I might have missed out. I would also like to thank my family, for being supportive, providing me with a net connection and PC, and not being too annoyed with me being on the internet for ages. I would especially like to thank everyone who read this story, and everyone who has been kind to me."
*Bows graciously, falls off stage, breaks nose*
*graciously goes up to collect GAD for the winning piece*
"Thank you, Thank you, I would like to thank SR for deeming this piece worthy of a GAD, and would especially like to thank the stars of the story, SonicRav, Mystique, Big_Slow, SHEEPY, RastaBillySkank, Dringo, and any others who I might have missed out. I would also like to thank my family, for being supportive, providing me with a net connection and PC, and not being too annoyed with me being on the internet for ages. I would especially like to thank everyone who read this story, and everyone who has been kind to me."
*Bows graciously, falls off stage, breaks nose*
You won GAD! Well done, a worthy peice of writing.
Time for a name change. I've not been on so far in this year so I forgot to change it. Happy New Year guys!
good imaginative post. LOL
GREAT IDEA!
Good story writers take note (sibs and others). I have thought of a great title for a story:
"The Goat, the GAD and the Snuggly".
Get it? "the good, the bad and the ugly"! If anyone does this then they could add me to the story, please! If not, that's cool but you'd win a GAD just because of the kickin' title!
Good story writers take note (sibs and others). I have thought of a great title for a story:
"The Goat, the GAD and the Snuggly".
Get it? "the good, the bad and the ugly"! If anyone does this then they could add me to the story, please! If not, that's cool but you'd win a GAD just because of the kickin' title!
nice title, but I couldn't use it... you came up with it, maybe you should write a story.
And thanks everyone who read it!
And thanks everyone who read it!
Sibs wrote:
> nice title, but I couldn't use it... you came up with it, maybe you should write
> a story.
And thanks everyone who read it!
No! That's the whole point, can't you write a story using it?
> nice title, but I couldn't use it... you came up with it, maybe you should write
> a story.
And thanks everyone who read it!
No! That's the whole point, can't you write a story using it?
Ha! Well done Sibs! Great post and one of the first stories I've seen that has won a GAD! Congrats.
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