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"I Need Cash .. Now"

And have no idea how to get it. Need £175 quid, and need some serious ways to get it. I'm 15, by the way. Please don't suggest rob a bank or a will hurt you :D

Any ideas? Please?

Outside, I'm smiling at this topic.

Inside, I've hit the bottom of the metaphorical barrel.

Sperm Donation? Organ Donation? Baguettes?

*explodes*

BEARDS. wrote:
> How else do you think I afforded these... baguettes on my Rolex? What
> the hell does that mean?

I am not alone!
There I was pretending that I knew what the hell she was saying, thinking everyone did and along comes clueless little BEARDS.

Maybe you get baguettes with real Rolexes. Apprently even the real ones are fake ... or something.

I dunno, go ask the French - when bread sticks are involved, ask someone french.

I'll add that to my 'List of things to do down at the infirmary after a recover from that Anasthetic adminstered due to Myst's cunning plan'.

Its fairly short.

Sell some of your gentleman's gel down the local sperm bank.

Mystique wrote:
> phuzzy wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> The human body is worth a fortune on the black market.Sell a Kidney.
>
> Funny you should say that .. I olny have 1 :|
> *****
> Erm...hows about a Lung?

I have 2 lungs ... yes, yes I do.

*whistles 'off to work we go' down to the local infirmary*

Sell some booty.
Interpret that however you want.

phuzzy wrote:
> Mystique wrote:
> The human body is worth a fortune on the black market.Sell a Kidney.
>
> Funny you should say that .. I olny have 1 :|
*****
Erm...hows about a Lung?

SHEEPY wrote:
> Sell your body

Or sell someone elses.

Alternatively, become a parasitic worm.

Sell your body