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"I Need Cash .. Now"

And have no idea how to get it. Need £175 quid, and need some serious ways to get it. I'm 15, by the way. Please don't suggest rob a bank or a will hurt you :D

Any ideas? Please?

BEARDS. wrote:
> Sell something. Something you probably shouldn't because it isn't
> yours.

I have. £68.00 worth.

They had better sell.....

BEARDS. wrote:
> It's not pimping if they're dead.

Well it's necrophillia then :D

Translated, it means:

You'd laugh if you knew that it wasn't true.

Scary.

I wrote:
> I'd laugh, BEARDS, if I wasn't so unsure that it's not true.

Is that a triple-negative or somthing.
Try and read that sentance and work it out - it makes sense until you look at it properly.
Lardy-da.

When I said sell a body, I actually meant a body, rather than someone's sexual-gratification abilities.

I'd laugh, BEARDS, if I wasn't so unsure that it's not true.

It's not pimping if they're dead.

BEARDS. wrote:
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Sell your body
>
> Or sell someone elses.

Meh. Pimping IS illegal, BEARDS, whether you refuse to acknowledge that or not ;)

Sell something. Something you probably shouldn't because it isn't yours.

*Steals phuzzy's body parts to sell on ebay*

That should pay the bills for a few months.
And feed the dogs.