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Insane Bartender wakes up one sunny morning to be greeted by daddy Bill Gates. He’s made breakfast for his special friend IB. Insane realises it is the same old cr@p, but Bill’s been feeding him the same cr@p for years and he doesn’t want to offend him.
Next he gets out of bed and checks that the e-mails he sent to himself last night are in the inbox. Excited by the fact he manage to e-mail himself successfully he opens them up only to discover to his horror the message is now in American, at this point he has a tantrum and calls daddy Bill to sort out his computer. Bill say’s he needs to upgrade to Windows XP and that he would buy the software for little IB as long as he realised that it would take all his pocket money for the next year. IB say’s “thanks daddy you are so good to me”
Later that day when IB gets back from kinda garden (sorry that’s American) he tells daddy Bill that kids have been picking on him calling him “geek” Bill try's to comfort his son and say’s that he too got called names at school, but look where he is now, just because you are a geek doesn’t mean your not interesting, just different.
Later that day Bill decides to take little IB to Mcdonalds to cheer him up on the way there they pop into the local PC World store to get IB’s copy of Window XP. IB is so excited about getting Windows XP, until daddy Bill tells him it is gonna cost all his Birthday and Christmas presents to upgrade his PC to run XP (Bargin).
Having got all the equipment, IB and Bill go to Mcdonalds. In the car park Bill reverses into someone and jars IB’s neck, one of the staff ask IB if he is ok he replies “I will be alright I am used to crashes” my dad is head of Microsoft.
Back home after a busy day and IB is allowed to stay up till 8pm tonight because it is a Friday night, so he fires up his GC and plays on Mario 2052, but the time carry’s on well past 8pm and Bill comes up the stairs “IB I hope you are not playing with that plumber in your bed” I have told you about that you know those games are for older children from 7 to 12 years old.
Now you can stay up half an hour longer and play on your MS train simulator that’s much more interesting and educational, then carry on reading that book.
Later that night IB has a nightmare that he was a PC nerd that knew to many big words and that his dad was Bill Gates and the closest he got to women was under his pillow.
Until daddy Bill woke him and the truth of the reality dawned.
Next he gets out of bed and checks that the e-mails he sent to himself last night are in the inbox. Excited by the fact he manage to e-mail himself successfully he opens them up only to discover to his horror the message is now in American, at this point he has a tantrum and calls daddy Bill to sort out his computer. Bill say’s he needs to upgrade to Windows XP and that he would buy the software for little IB as long as he realised that it would take all his pocket money for the next year. IB say’s “thanks daddy you are so good to me”
Later that day when IB gets back from kinda garden (sorry that’s American) he tells daddy Bill that kids have been picking on him calling him “geek” Bill try's to comfort his son and say’s that he too got called names at school, but look where he is now, just because you are a geek doesn’t mean your not interesting, just different.
Later that day Bill decides to take little IB to Mcdonalds to cheer him up on the way there they pop into the local PC World store to get IB’s copy of Window XP. IB is so excited about getting Windows XP, until daddy Bill tells him it is gonna cost all his Birthday and Christmas presents to upgrade his PC to run XP (Bargin).
Having got all the equipment, IB and Bill go to Mcdonalds. In the car park Bill reverses into someone and jars IB’s neck, one of the staff ask IB if he is ok he replies “I will be alright I am used to crashes” my dad is head of Microsoft.
Back home after a busy day and IB is allowed to stay up till 8pm tonight because it is a Friday night, so he fires up his GC and plays on Mario 2052, but the time carry’s on well past 8pm and Bill comes up the stairs “IB I hope you are not playing with that plumber in your bed” I have told you about that you know those games are for older children from 7 to 12 years old.
Now you can stay up half an hour longer and play on your MS train simulator that’s much more interesting and educational, then carry on reading that book.
Later that night IB has a nightmare that he was a PC nerd that knew to many big words and that his dad was Bill Gates and the closest he got to women was under his pillow.
Until daddy Bill woke him and the truth of the reality dawned.
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Top score wrote:
> Naughty Naughty IB has never bought an offical MS product does that
> mean that your software is unoffical then.
>
> What would daddy Bill say.
Bwahahaha you've got to hand it to him, Top Score sure knows how to make you laugh, just not for the reasons he'd like.
> Naughty Naughty IB has never bought an offical MS product does that
> mean that your software is unoffical then.
>
> What would daddy Bill say.
Bwahahaha you've got to hand it to him, Top Score sure knows how to make you laugh, just not for the reasons he'd like.
*pushes tongue into front lip and spacks it with fingers rolling on the floor*
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Top score wrote:
> Unbeliever wrote:
> Grammatically offensive, punctually repulsive and shockingly inept.
>
> Worryingly accurate is the only fact you have to worry about.
Yes, my phrase was worrying accurate, Top Spore.
> Unbeliever wrote:
> Grammatically offensive, punctually repulsive and shockingly inept.
>
> Worryingly accurate is the only fact you have to worry about.
Yes, my phrase was worrying accurate, Top Spore.
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
Unbeliever wrote:
Grammatically offensive, punctually repulsive and shockingly inept.
Worryingly accurate is the only fact you have to worry about.
Grammatically offensive, punctually repulsive and shockingly inept.
Worryingly accurate is the only fact you have to worry about.
Top score wrote:
> gerrid wrote:
> You didn't even respond to his one.
>
> What do think this post was dumbo.
A pathetic attempt at a comeback which is filled with poor jokes and ridiculously incorrect assumptions about someone who you wish you could be.
> gerrid wrote:
> You didn't even respond to his one.
>
> What do think this post was dumbo.
A pathetic attempt at a comeback which is filled with poor jokes and ridiculously incorrect assumptions about someone who you wish you could be.
Insane Bartender wrote:
> Top score wrote:
> That's a pathetic response. Was it to clever for you? On second
> thoughts don't answer that I already know the answer.
>
> What did you expect? You continually link me to being a Bill Gates
> fanatic, despite never having bought an official Microsoft product,
> with the exception of my mouse, which is hardly fanatic, and is in
> fact, a necessary peripheral for any PC...
Naughty Naughty IB has never bought an offical MS product does that mean that your software is unoffical then.
What would daddy Bill say.
> Top score wrote:
> That's a pathetic response. Was it to clever for you? On second
> thoughts don't answer that I already know the answer.
>
> What did you expect? You continually link me to being a Bill Gates
> fanatic, despite never having bought an official Microsoft product,
> with the exception of my mouse, which is hardly fanatic, and is in
> fact, a necessary peripheral for any PC...
Naughty Naughty IB has never bought an offical MS product does that mean that your software is unoffical then.
What would daddy Bill say.
Top score wrote:
> gerrid wrote:
> You didn't even respond to his one.
>
> What do think this post was dumbo.
>
> I reckon I should get a GAD for this post.
You also "reckon" you drive a Lexus. You're a globule of sweat gathering on a skunk's rectum.
> gerrid wrote:
> You didn't even respond to his one.
>
> What do think this post was dumbo.
>
> I reckon I should get a GAD for this post.
You also "reckon" you drive a Lexus. You're a globule of sweat gathering on a skunk's rectum.
Ha, can Top Score write any post without being a biast little fanboy?
He's hinting the whole time about how he doesn't like MS andin the long run, he's trying to take it out on the Xbox...
Muppet!
He's hinting the whole time about how he doesn't like MS andin the long run, he's trying to take it out on the Xbox...
Muppet!
I found this one very amusing in places, but not so much the insulting parts of it.
"I will be alright, I am used to crashes - my dad is head of Microsoft."
"I will be alright, I am used to crashes - my dad is head of Microsoft."
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