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Subject: NEWS FLASH
A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has hit Albania this
morning. 350,000 Albanians are missing, and over a million have been
reported injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to
start with providing help...
The rest of the world is in shock:
Canada is sending troops to assist the country.
The USA is sending food, medical aid and money.
France is sending doctors, nurses and medical supplies.
Russia is sending tents and warm clothing.
The UK is sending 135,000 replacement Albanians.
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I liked this one, a nice bit of lunchtime humour!
A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has hit Albania this
morning. 350,000 Albanians are missing, and over a million have been
reported injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to
start with providing help...
The rest of the world is in shock:
Canada is sending troops to assist the country.
The USA is sending food, medical aid and money.
France is sending doctors, nurses and medical supplies.
Russia is sending tents and warm clothing.
The UK is sending 135,000 replacement Albanians.
__________________________________________________________
I liked this one, a nice bit of lunchtime humour!
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maddmun wrote:
> Did said event actually happen
haha.
> Did said event actually happen
haha.
phi11ip wrote:
> All a joke...
You little biatch!
> All a joke...
You little biatch!
Thought so
9.1 was supposedely never EVER going to be recorded, although the sze can be achieved
9.1 was supposedely never EVER going to be recorded, although the sze can be achieved
All a joke...
Did said event actually happen and jokes are already being made? Or is it just a joke?
Meh, its a gooden to tell my mates during break...
Heh, c'est bon.
Yeah, maybe.
phi11ip wrote:
> The UK is sending 135,000 replacement Albanians.
I didn't see that one coming hehe.
Maybe the large crack that split Albania in half could be useful for Saddam to dump his so called "destroyed" missiles into.
> The UK is sending 135,000 replacement Albanians.
I didn't see that one coming hehe.
Maybe the large crack that split Albania in half could be useful for Saddam to dump his so called "destroyed" missiles into.
How about.....
SHOCK EARTHQUAKE HITS WEST WALES: EPICENTRE: SWANSEA
An earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richer scale hit was felt as far afield as Italy last night, shaking the entiretly of the country.
The epicentre and worst affected city was Swansea, where in the Townhill area, burnt cars were disturbed and approximatly £3 million of improvements were made.
Sara-Angharad Davies, a 15 year old mother of three, claimed that all of her children had been woken by the quake, and that the families collection of Trainers had been ruined.
In fact, many of the towns local population were seen wandering aimlessly without there customary three striped trousers.
You can help this tradegy, by suppling clothing which can be purchased from any JJB sports stall.
It went something like that anyway...
SHOCK EARTHQUAKE HITS WEST WALES: EPICENTRE: SWANSEA
An earthquake measuring 7.9 on the Richer scale hit was felt as far afield as Italy last night, shaking the entiretly of the country.
The epicentre and worst affected city was Swansea, where in the Townhill area, burnt cars were disturbed and approximatly £3 million of improvements were made.
Sara-Angharad Davies, a 15 year old mother of three, claimed that all of her children had been woken by the quake, and that the families collection of Trainers had been ruined.
In fact, many of the towns local population were seen wandering aimlessly without there customary three striped trousers.
You can help this tradegy, by suppling clothing which can be purchased from any JJB sports stall.
It went something like that anyway...
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