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Thu 06/03/03 at 20:16
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Posts: 787
Roll up, roll up! Here it is, the grand tour taking you around all of the most popular forums...

Only one GAD a ride...

Well, we start off our tour in here, yes, FoG Chat! This forum is generally full of random nonsense that plays absolutely no real part to our daily lives and is usually full up with people posting the first thing that comes into their head. I posted a random post that made no sense what-so-ever and people have just read it and carried on with their day! Say what you want, nobody listens anyway!

Forum warning - Please be aware of hostiles in this forum though, if you make any wrong steps, you’ll be hung, drawn and quartered before you even know it!

Now, if you click the list of other chat rooms, we will continue our tour…

On the left here we have the Nintendo forum:

Full of shiny happy people playing Mario this is the place to go if you want to have one of those dumb copularity pontests done every week! It looks as if there are some big games coming out soon as people are running about and posting about the same games over and over and over again!

Forum warning – Expect to be told about the same game 15 times, each day…

As we continue our tour, we come across the Sony forum here on the right:

In this forum we seem to have a lot of kiddies who seem as if they haven’t learnt how to spell yet, either that is one of the reasons or they use their mobiles far far too much.
There’s a topic about how the Gamecube is failing. Seeing as this is probably a fanboy topic, I’ll post here just for fun to see what reply I get, no doubt about it I’ll get some random insult thrown at me.

Forum warning - Don’t have any decent arguments in this forum. You’ll never win…

Next on the list we have the Movies/Music forum:

Expect to have a variety of comments on every film here; there will be a thread made by someone when a new film comes out and it will contain every different type of review you could possibly imagine.

Ah, don’t ever read topics about films you haven’t seen either, you’ll only read the first line before finding out that the person posting has told you that the superhero is gonna die at the end.

With the music bits, you’re going to get people moaning at you for whatever you like. If you’re a Slipknot fan, just don’t bother. You’ll be reduced to tears by the angry mob that hangs around in there within minutes. Once you think that they’ve forgotten and you’re starting to recover, they’ll reduce you to tears once again!

Forum warning – Don’t like Slipknot…

If you have any problems or complaints, please leave them at the next stop of our tour, the Customer Services forum:

In here you can post all of your complaints/questions/praises/requests however much you like, if you ask a stupid question, expect a very polite stupid answer. Moaning about never winning GAD will always result in you being moaned at, moaning full stop will usually result in you having your moans ripped to pieces so that you look like a complete idiot.

Forum warning – Only post nice things, bad things result in bad words…

If I’m boring you and you want to commit suicide, then you’ll have a field day in here, yes it’s the Life forum:

Full of moans and groans and whines and rants and sad stories and people arguing because of differing opinions, this is the most depressing forum that has ever been known to man! Just like the Turtle returns to its birthplace to die, many forumers return here to commit suicide…

Forum warning – If you’re depressed, you won’t come out of here alive…

They may not make consoles anymore but the SEGA forum is still alive and kicking even if it is 90% paralysed and the only thing kicking is it’s right leg:

I’ve never been in here, I never want to, it’s like the forbidden room and you must never go in there…

Spider webs hang from the ceiling and owls hoot, this forum is on its last leg, soon that one will seize up too, just stay away from here, its full of smelly squatters who can’t be bothered to get a proper home…

Forum warning – Just don’t go here, it scares me…

Finally, we bring you around to the WWE forum:

In here we have lots of kiddies who think that it’s funny to miss people with chairs and watch them fall to the floor suffering from a cracked skull. I’ve never posted a topic in here before, lets post one now and see what happens…

OK, I’ve only got one reply and he was having a go at me, I’m guessing that everybody is watching Smackdown, Bazzman probably isn’t in a good mood because Sky One isn’t working for him…

Forum warning – Don’t make any contact and always act like it really really hurt or you’ll get accused of being a phoney…

Thank you for coming with me on the tour, if all of the people who didn’t commit suicide in the Life forum would like to follow me, I’ll take you to the souvenir shop…
Mon 10/03/03 at 18:26
Posts: 11,652
Can some one please point me towards the gay and lesbian forum...
thanks...
*meh*
Mon 10/03/03 at 16:28
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"Chavez, just hush.."
Posts: 11,080
Thankyou...

Now I can get Zelda!

Yay!

A nice little thing to come home too...
Thu 06/03/03 at 21:24
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"Chavez, just hush.."
Posts: 11,080
Dammit, I knew I forgot one...

Damn me!

I had some really good stuff written up for that one...

:c(
Thu 06/03/03 at 21:15
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"Festivus!"
Posts: 6,228
You Missed the X-Box forum...

'Forum Warning - Don't attempt to even insult an X-Box exclusive or say anything about the X-Boxes size. infact, just sing it's praises 24:7
Thu 06/03/03 at 21:14
"Uzi Lover"
Posts: 7,403
You forgot the Story forum...

It's full of long stroys no-one wants to read.

*Hint Hint*
Thu 06/03/03 at 21:08
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"Chavez, just hush.."
Posts: 11,080
I try my hardest to amuse you miserable lot...
Thu 06/03/03 at 20:54
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"Comfortably Numb"
Posts: 5,591
Well, twas highly amusing.
Thu 06/03/03 at 20:53
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"Chavez, just hush.."
Posts: 11,080
Triple D

Whooooooooo!
Thu 06/03/03 at 20:37
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"Comfortably Numb"
Posts: 5,591
:D:D:D!
Thu 06/03/03 at 20:25
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Posts: 11,038
Double :-D

:-D :-D

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