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I'm a non-gamer. Everyone knows that. I make comments. I mock. I ridicule. I praise DVDs all day long. I DO NOT PLAY GAMES.
Right. Now, my parents kindly asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I mentioned the fact I'd like a DVD Player in my room, because the one downstairs is always taken up by a blonde sister and Brookside. Sitting at the computer watching DVDs always strikes me as kinda sad, and it blocks up the computer from much more useful things, like The Sims ( sister again ). So, my enterprising parents went out and bought me one of the best value DVD Players, as recommended by my mate. Unfortunately, this happened to be a PlayStation 2. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm very grateful to my generous parents. But this clearly represented a conflict of interests. I DO NOT PLAY GAMES....I said that, but's it's very important to the multi-layered Stryke pschye.
So I got this attractive blue box, and I was speechless. My parents were pleased, I was pleased. It was all hunkey dory. Then came the crunch. Tekken Tag Tournament. I opened it, and there it was. It sat there, mocking me with it's beautiful graphics and superb playability. It was tempting me, as the Devil tempted Jesus in the desert.
I took the PS2 upstairs, and spent a good hour getting it to work. When I had almost given up, and hit it a bit, I accidentally pressed the AV button. Then I discovered the instructions, which clearly said "Press AV." If we could avoid any Welsh jokes, I feel sheepish.
" Right, PS2. I don't like you, and you don't like me."
I was strong willed. I looked up for reassurance on my walls. Posters of Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Dogma, The Mummy and Star Wars beamed down at me. I was safe here. Film was protect me. I had Maximus and Rik O'Connell! All it had was a CD saying Tekken Tag. But the power! I turned to my DVDs, the whole lot - the Christmas ones, the bought ones, the FAD wins... Surely there was one that would keep me strong? I almost...ALMOST...picked up Dogma. Kevin Smith would not desert me. But no, I foolishly succumbed and placed Tekken Tag upon the tray. My finger hovered over the button. I pressed. Damn it, that was the turning point of my life, I'm sure. I could feel Maximus looking down and disapproving. Ah, who needs Gladiator, I had Heihachi!
I played all day. It was weakening my film knowledge, I'm sure. Soon I won't even watch films anymore...Sony has me, and I was planning my introduction to gaming when the Gamecube was released. I fear for the money I saved for it. Devil May Cry, Grand Theft Auto 3, Metal Gear Solid 2. *sob* It might be funny though - if my DVDs marshalled a resistance for the DVD rack. Dogma leads the charge against the PS2 forces, sort of thing. But I fear not. All the time I've been on SR, I've tried to mount a defence against you gaming types. I've tried to build up the Movie forum to compete with FOG! Now I fear I must join you.That spare GAD of mine, I was saving it for Jurassic Park 3. Now I think Spinosarus must be replaced with Grand Theft Auto 3. It's a sad day, a sad day in the Stryke household.
So now I come amongst you in the FOG ranks. I come before you as one humbled by Tekken Tag, god damn it. It's that Eddie guy. His natural rhythm and samba skills have converted me. Blame him, I say. Blame the dreadlocked guy and the manic sword wielding robot! It's taking effect already. For the first time ever, I've been talking to Vottanator about games. We normally argue about the virtues of Robert De Niro and Alan Rickman. Today we have chatted about special moves on Tekken Tag. It is the end. On my command, unleash Eddie, doing that flippy kick thing. Maximus doesn't have a flippy kick thing. I rest my case.
Oh yeah, the graphics are good. See, I can talk about gaming!
Stryke - Worried.
Right. Now, my parents kindly asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I mentioned the fact I'd like a DVD Player in my room, because the one downstairs is always taken up by a blonde sister and Brookside. Sitting at the computer watching DVDs always strikes me as kinda sad, and it blocks up the computer from much more useful things, like The Sims ( sister again ). So, my enterprising parents went out and bought me one of the best value DVD Players, as recommended by my mate. Unfortunately, this happened to be a PlayStation 2. Now, don't get me wrong, I'm very grateful to my generous parents. But this clearly represented a conflict of interests. I DO NOT PLAY GAMES....I said that, but's it's very important to the multi-layered Stryke pschye.
So I got this attractive blue box, and I was speechless. My parents were pleased, I was pleased. It was all hunkey dory. Then came the crunch. Tekken Tag Tournament. I opened it, and there it was. It sat there, mocking me with it's beautiful graphics and superb playability. It was tempting me, as the Devil tempted Jesus in the desert.
I took the PS2 upstairs, and spent a good hour getting it to work. When I had almost given up, and hit it a bit, I accidentally pressed the AV button. Then I discovered the instructions, which clearly said "Press AV." If we could avoid any Welsh jokes, I feel sheepish.
" Right, PS2. I don't like you, and you don't like me."
I was strong willed. I looked up for reassurance on my walls. Posters of Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Dogma, The Mummy and Star Wars beamed down at me. I was safe here. Film was protect me. I had Maximus and Rik O'Connell! All it had was a CD saying Tekken Tag. But the power! I turned to my DVDs, the whole lot - the Christmas ones, the bought ones, the FAD wins... Surely there was one that would keep me strong? I almost...ALMOST...picked up Dogma. Kevin Smith would not desert me. But no, I foolishly succumbed and placed Tekken Tag upon the tray. My finger hovered over the button. I pressed. Damn it, that was the turning point of my life, I'm sure. I could feel Maximus looking down and disapproving. Ah, who needs Gladiator, I had Heihachi!
I played all day. It was weakening my film knowledge, I'm sure. Soon I won't even watch films anymore...Sony has me, and I was planning my introduction to gaming when the Gamecube was released. I fear for the money I saved for it. Devil May Cry, Grand Theft Auto 3, Metal Gear Solid 2. *sob* It might be funny though - if my DVDs marshalled a resistance for the DVD rack. Dogma leads the charge against the PS2 forces, sort of thing. But I fear not. All the time I've been on SR, I've tried to mount a defence against you gaming types. I've tried to build up the Movie forum to compete with FOG! Now I fear I must join you.That spare GAD of mine, I was saving it for Jurassic Park 3. Now I think Spinosarus must be replaced with Grand Theft Auto 3. It's a sad day, a sad day in the Stryke household.
So now I come amongst you in the FOG ranks. I come before you as one humbled by Tekken Tag, god damn it. It's that Eddie guy. His natural rhythm and samba skills have converted me. Blame him, I say. Blame the dreadlocked guy and the manic sword wielding robot! It's taking effect already. For the first time ever, I've been talking to Vottanator about games. We normally argue about the virtues of Robert De Niro and Alan Rickman. Today we have chatted about special moves on Tekken Tag. It is the end. On my command, unleash Eddie, doing that flippy kick thing. Maximus doesn't have a flippy kick thing. I rest my case.
Oh yeah, the graphics are good. See, I can talk about gaming!
Stryke - Worried.
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He'll be doing 10 hit combo's in no time :-)
the funny thing about DMC is that the cut-scenes and the in game graphics look so alike that some times i just sit there waiting for something to happen
KR
KR
Stryke wrote:
> Lòngy wrote:
> you will SUBMIT! DMC GET HIM!! go DANTE!
Noooo!
> Maximus, help me! Qui Gon! ARAGORN! Nooooo!
you insulant FOOL do you think you can beat it? submit to the force and we can rule SIDE BY SIDE!! MMMMWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!
> Lòngy wrote:
> you will SUBMIT! DMC GET HIM!! go DANTE!
Noooo!
> Maximus, help me! Qui Gon! ARAGORN! Nooooo!
you insulant FOOL do you think you can beat it? submit to the force and we can rule SIDE BY SIDE!! MMMMWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAA!!!!!!
The_Vottanator wrote:
> Heh.
Don't worry Gaz. It happens to everyone.....you're just a bit of a late
> starter that's all.
You'll play your games AND you'll watch your
> films!
There is time for both.
But there isn't! The Eddie thing has my life!
And by the way, it is NOT a robot with a sword. It is a mechanical
> Space Ninja. Get it right! :-D
But it's a robot! And it has a sword! WHATS WRONG WITH THAT? AAAAH! The pressure.
> Heh.
Don't worry Gaz. It happens to everyone.....you're just a bit of a late
> starter that's all.
You'll play your games AND you'll watch your
> films!
There is time for both.
But there isn't! The Eddie thing has my life!
And by the way, it is NOT a robot with a sword. It is a mechanical
> Space Ninja. Get it right! :-D
But it's a robot! And it has a sword! WHATS WRONG WITH THAT? AAAAH! The pressure.
Devil May Cry is far too short!!!
I completed it last night with a completion time of 6 hours and 40 minutes.
FAR TOO SHORT!!!
And it was far too corny. Still a great game mind, while your playing it.
I completed it last night with a completion time of 6 hours and 40 minutes.
FAR TOO SHORT!!!
And it was far too corny. Still a great game mind, while your playing it.
Heh.
Don't worry Gaz. It happens to everyone.....you're just a bit of a late starter that's all.
You'll play your games AND you'll watch your films!
There is time for both.
Heihachi will NEVER replace Maximus and that is a fact. Neither will Eddie.....partly due to the fact that he is a prancing, dirty haired retard. No wait. Completely due to that fact. :-D
Anyway, you will soon get bored with Tekken, especially if it is your only game. I did. But then of course, I got Devil May Cry.....and GT3.....and I'm awaiting GTA3.
But gaming is for after school, when you are far too tired to go out (of course, now and again go out and play some sport but not in Winter :-D). Night is the time when you watch films - One a night. Saturday is the time of going out. Sunday is the time of sitting doing nothing, playing games and watching films, but all the time thinking about the next day of school and the entire week of depression.
It's a simple timetable really. :-D
And by the way, it is NOT a robot with a sword. It is a mechanical Space Ninja. Get it right! :-D
Don't worry Gaz. It happens to everyone.....you're just a bit of a late starter that's all.
You'll play your games AND you'll watch your films!
There is time for both.
Heihachi will NEVER replace Maximus and that is a fact. Neither will Eddie.....partly due to the fact that he is a prancing, dirty haired retard. No wait. Completely due to that fact. :-D
Anyway, you will soon get bored with Tekken, especially if it is your only game. I did. But then of course, I got Devil May Cry.....and GT3.....and I'm awaiting GTA3.
But gaming is for after school, when you are far too tired to go out (of course, now and again go out and play some sport but not in Winter :-D). Night is the time when you watch films - One a night. Saturday is the time of going out. Sunday is the time of sitting doing nothing, playing games and watching films, but all the time thinking about the next day of school and the entire week of depression.
It's a simple timetable really. :-D
And by the way, it is NOT a robot with a sword. It is a mechanical Space Ninja. Get it right! :-D
Just see it have ago it is the best damn game ive seen or played
Lòngy wrote:
> you will SUBMIT! DMC GET HIM!! go DANTE!
Noooo! Maximus, help me! Qui Gon! ARAGORN! Nooooo!
> you will SUBMIT! DMC GET HIM!! go DANTE!
Noooo! Maximus, help me! Qui Gon! ARAGORN! Nooooo!
you will SUBMIT! DMC GET HIM!! go DANTE!
Lòngy wrote:
> Yes the PS2 is brilliant and tekken tag is fantastic i would recommend getting
> DMC the BEST gane out!
No! Don't tempt me foul being! Back, or I will plunger you into the abyss! YOU SHALL NOT PASS..ME DMC!
> Yes the PS2 is brilliant and tekken tag is fantastic i would recommend getting
> DMC the BEST gane out!
No! Don't tempt me foul being! Back, or I will plunger you into the abyss! YOU SHALL NOT PASS..ME DMC!
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