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"chat up lines"

being single i have heard some really corny chat up lines and i was just sitting hear thinking what chat up lines you would use

I'm more comfortable asking women out than i used to be, the problem i have now is actually working out where to take them. I have to be creative as I dont drink, cant/wont dance and going out for dinner is a bit much for a first night out. There's someone i've been meaning to ask out for the last week but im putting it off because i want to take her to this and it doesnt open until Sunday
As for chatup lines, never ever.

If you can't be yourself to woo the ladies then you'll never feel comfortable anyway. I say get to know them by talking to them and try to join groups or social events (no, not the ladies hockey team or the church coffee morning).

lauraw93 wrote:
> I don't use chat up lines but when i was in year 5 (abour 10 or
> 11) i got sent a secret admirers letter from this guy who became
> my first boy friend. It said-
> ' Roses are red,
> Violet are blue.
> But this does not matter,
> Cause i love you. '
>
> well at that age i thought that was the most romantic poem ever.
> And then on valentines day ( a few days later) he sent me another
> letter saying 'If you want to find out who i am then meet me
> behind the big oak tree'. I still fancy the guy to this day even
> though i havnt seen him for years!

D'oh. Things like that work for other lads then when I do the same I'm paraded around the school and made to look an idiot.

And as you can probably tell, hippyman is not having a good time with the lady-folk at the moment :(

Or 'flaccid'....

"I don't want to die alone"

Grix Thraves wrote:
> I would like to try 'I have a nine inch willy' one day

Enlighten me please, but what have 'nine inch willies' got to do with chat up lines? Those that brag, usually have at least 'half' that which they brag about:)

I don't use chat up lines but when i was in year 5 (abour 10 or 11) i got sent a secret admirers letter from this guy who became my first boy friend. It said-
' Roses are red,
Violet are blue.
But this does not matter,
Cause i love you. '

well at that age i thought that was the most romantic poem ever. And then on valentines day ( a few days later) he sent me another letter saying 'If you want to find out who i am then meet me behind the big oak tree'. I still fancy the guy to this day even though i havnt seen him for years!

why u don't want to use freeola it ain't bad?

hi am libra.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Did they work?

For having the bottle to say something like that, they probably did.