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"Which posters give the best value?"

Okay, forgive me for posting an ultimately pointless topic, but I'm at work on Xmas Eve - I'm bored stiff, and there are only about 5 people in the entire building and none at all in my office.

I just needed to pass some time, okay?!

Anyway, it crossed my mind to see who gives the best value in terms of words per post on these forums. So I copied the all-time top 100 posters list into Excel, stuck in a few simple formulas, and it spat the following out the other end.

Remember - this is "value" based simply on words per post - it doesn't in any way vouch for the quality or content of those posts! (I mean, if it did, there's no way Meka would be at number 8... :-)

So, without further ado... ladies and gentlemen of the forums, I present... the 100% unofficial "Special Reserve All-Time Top One Hundred Best Value Posters" list.


Pos - Nickname - Avg. Word Count

1 - Mr. Nice Guy - 124.47
2 - Whooo Style! - 118.88
3 - Rakuga - 113.74
4 - Sibs - 112.01
5 - Darkness_2K - 90.60
6 - adrian - 89.21
7 - pb - 88.23
8 - Meka_Dragon - 87.42
9 - The Game - 86.89
10 - AliBoy - 86.54
11 - Ant - 83.42
12 - MJswerve - 82.17
13 - CDouch - 79.63
14 - ===SONICRAV---> - 78.32
15 - Strafex - 73.81
16 - Goatboy - 73.45
17 - Goten - 70.42
18 - Fogmaster - 70.05
19 - The Obnoxious Snowplow - 69.86
20 - Armatige Shanks - 68.50
21 - FantasyMeister - 66.73
22 - Cooky - 66.68
23 - Edgy - 64.77
24 - Stryke - 63.27
25 - WòókieeMøn§†€® - 62.46
26 - VenomByte - 60.68
27 - Your Honour - 60.10
28 - Mouldy Cheese - 59.47
29 - shaneo - 58.53
30 - New Jimmy - 58.22
31 - Shocktrooper - 56.73
32 - zeldapro - 55.89
33 - M16 - 55.74
34 - ssxpro - 54.77
35 - Dringo - 54.23
36 - ResÆvilfan - 54.18
37 - The_Vottanator - 53.97
38 - GasMask - 53.50
39 - I am the Tarrant - 52.38
40 - Starlight - 52.27
41 - JaCeeUK - 49.46
42 - RiCkOsS - 49.36
43 - CJC - 48.92
44 - sideshow buzz - 48.71
45 - Monkey_With_Attitude - 48.52
46 - Zarathustra - 48.26
47 - Lord Semajal - 48.14
48 - Slaveunit - 47.96
49 - slik - 46.47
50 - Indian-DudeY2K - 45.97
51 - Pro Evo - 45.87
52 - Seifer - 45.11
53 - er-no - 44.35
54 - Grix Thraves - 44.01
55 - Talkie Toaster - 43.96
56 - Notorious Biggles - 43.81
57 - Bonus - 43.01
58 - Mattyboy - 41.76
59 - Ice Blaster - 41.31
60 - Dav1d - 40.82
61 - Quazimodo - 40.75
62 - FinalFantasyFanatic - 40.66
63 - cookie monster - 40.53
64 - Reaper[oV] - 40.46
65 - Fish-e - 40.27
66 - Longy:0) - 38.96
67 - Grandprix - 38.51
68 - SHEEPY - 38.26
69 - Golden Rhino - 38.17
70 - AfroJoe - 38.12
71 - beanz - 37.90
72 - Kid Rock - 37.65
73 - Santa Claws - 37.32
74 - yakumo - 37.21
75 - cjh - 35.99
76 - Or†ega - 35.01
77 - Tony - 34.46
78 - Twain - 34.38
79 - Turbonutter - 34.23
80 - RastaBillySkank - 34.02
81 - SnoopDoggyDan - 33.15
82 - Tiltawhirl - 32.97
83 - big_slow - 32.03
84 - Natbuc - 31.91
85 - Mantis - 31.22
86 - Mr.Snuggly - 30.90
87 - Triple_H - 30.72
88 - Iguana - 30.36
89 - Mystique - 29.35
90 - uksgamer2002 - 27.69
91 - slipknot - 25.54
92 - Joe Dark - 25.07
93 - Time_Warp - 24.94
94 - DeltaJava - 24.29
95 - DanDaGr8 - 22.48
96 - Jetster - 20.21
97 - Vai - 19.52
98 - Sniper[UK²] - 16.70
99 - Neo-Genetic - 15.38
100 - Beware the Toads - 13.62

Mr. Nice Guy wrote:
> what is your main job
> apart from coming onto SR's forum and endulging us with the wonders of adult
> life.

lol... Everybody seems to aks GB that question at least once?

Goatboy wrote:
I just needed to pass some time, okay?!

So I copied the all-time top 100 posters list into
Excel, stuck in a few simple formulas, and it spat the following out the other end.

----

Dude, I don't even do that when I'm at work and not bored.


Can you actually go to work and NOT be bored? Anyways, apart from your band you're in, Goatboy, what is your main job apart from coming onto SR's forum and endulging us with the wonders of adult life.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
I just needed to pass some time,
> okay?!

So I copied the all-time top 100 posters list
> into Excel, stuck in a few simple formulas, and it spat the following out the
> other end.

----

Dude, I don't even do that when I'm at work and not bored.

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:
> kingklik wrote:
> somewhere around number 41

Not in my list you're
> not...

The names and wordcounts used were taken from the All-Time Top 100
> Posters list, and your name isn't on it... :-)


Ah, All-Time Top 100...oops. :)

Wow, 90:) LOL. Maybe I should put in a bit more:)

Wow... I got no. 4!!!

I'm so proud... anyway nice little post there.

Mr. Nice Guy wrote:
> WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:

1 - Mr. Nice Guy -
> 124.47

How'd that idiot get top? He is a SPAMMER!!!!

Yep, he is. Sod off TOM!

kingklik wrote:
> somewhere around number 41

Not in my list you're not...

The names and wordcounts used were taken from the All-Time Top 100 Posters list, and your name isn't on it... :-)

WòókieeMøn§†€® wrote:

1 - Mr. Nice Guy - 124.47

How'd that idiot get top? He is a SPAMMER!!!!

Hmm, 24th, not bad. At least I'm higher than Vottanator.