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I'm slightly disappointed with the footage I've seen of DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
The Dead or Alive Girls' breasts aren't bouncy enough for my liking.
Yeah they wobble, but I wanted to see huge jugs clashing together with the occasional glimpse of nipple popping out of those skimpy bikini tops.
But seriously, is DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball worth getting? Or is it just gratuatous eye-candy for eager-eyed teenagers? Volleyball isn't the most exciting sport in the world is it.
Who's buying this game?
It's a girly game really, but I suppose it's a pleasant alternative to reducing bad guys to a bloody pulp and drivin' flash cars...... It would sit nicely in my ever-growing Xbox collection.
Hmm, blue skies, golden sands, sun-kist waters, emerald hills, and tanned female flesh - of course I'm buying it! ;-D
The Dead or Alive Girls' breasts aren't bouncy enough for my liking.
Yeah they wobble, but I wanted to see huge jugs clashing together with the occasional glimpse of nipple popping out of those skimpy bikini tops.
But seriously, is DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball worth getting? Or is it just gratuatous eye-candy for eager-eyed teenagers? Volleyball isn't the most exciting sport in the world is it.
Who's buying this game?
It's a girly game really, but I suppose it's a pleasant alternative to reducing bad guys to a bloody pulp and drivin' flash cars...... It would sit nicely in my ever-growing Xbox collection.
Hmm, blue skies, golden sands, sun-kist waters, emerald hills, and tanned female flesh - of course I'm buying it! ;-D
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I think I'll leave it.
Having just watched the free dvd that came with the latest edition of Xbox Gamer magazine, the sumptuous atmosphere of the game has drawn me in.... must be the bouncy breasts. :)
I'll be buying it. Like you say, it's a pleasant alternative.
I'll be buying it. Like you say, it's a pleasant alternative.
Vast Luckystar wrote:
> So, back to the game..... Is it just boobs over content?
I think the original idea was that boobs were the content, but then when it started to get talked about the developers thought they had better put a game somewhere in there. I’ve heard that it actually plays rather well, but I won’t be shelling out £40 for it.
> So, back to the game..... Is it just boobs over content?
I think the original idea was that boobs were the content, but then when it started to get talked about the developers thought they had better put a game somewhere in there. I’ve heard that it actually plays rather well, but I won’t be shelling out £40 for it.
Edge gave it 8/10, EGM gave it similar, so did OXM, that's good enough for me....
From what I've read, the game looks excellent but plays fairly average. But there's lots of other stuff to do besides volleyball... there's a casino, minigames and other things.
XBM gave it 6/10, if that means anything.
XBM gave it 6/10, if that means anything.
Mildly amusing all round then ;-)
So, back to the game..... Is it just boobs over content?
So, back to the game..... Is it just boobs over content?
And I was also attempting to be mildly amusing, which you obviously didn't pick up on. :)
Actually I'm 24, and I was attempting to be mildly amusing, which you obviously didn't pick up on.
I predict that Vast Luckystar is aged 13-15, has sweaty palms, acne and has not kissed a girl.
I'm slightly disappointed with the footage I've seen of DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
The Dead or Alive Girls' breasts aren't bouncy enough for my liking.
Yeah they wobble, but I wanted to see huge jugs clashing together with the occasional glimpse of nipple popping out of those skimpy bikini tops.
But seriously, is DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball worth getting? Or is it just gratuatous eye-candy for eager-eyed teenagers? Volleyball isn't the most exciting sport in the world is it.
Who's buying this game?
It's a girly game really, but I suppose it's a pleasant alternative to reducing bad guys to a bloody pulp and drivin' flash cars...... It would sit nicely in my ever-growing Xbox collection.
Hmm, blue skies, golden sands, sun-kist waters, emerald hills, and tanned female flesh - of course I'm buying it! ;-D
The Dead or Alive Girls' breasts aren't bouncy enough for my liking.
Yeah they wobble, but I wanted to see huge jugs clashing together with the occasional glimpse of nipple popping out of those skimpy bikini tops.
But seriously, is DOA Xtreme Beach Volleyball worth getting? Or is it just gratuatous eye-candy for eager-eyed teenagers? Volleyball isn't the most exciting sport in the world is it.
Who's buying this game?
It's a girly game really, but I suppose it's a pleasant alternative to reducing bad guys to a bloody pulp and drivin' flash cars...... It would sit nicely in my ever-growing Xbox collection.
Hmm, blue skies, golden sands, sun-kist waters, emerald hills, and tanned female flesh - of course I'm buying it! ;-D
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