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"Women Dancing Naked Around Poles"

Ever wanted to be Polish?

Anyway, women in games are pathetic characters, as a whole. The sad geeky developers always try to give us their perfect woman, their little fantasy girl, and it just makes them look stupid. The Tomb Raider games were quite fun, but Lara Croft was a rubbish character. I can't believe that some people have posters of her in sexy poses on their bedroom walls. she even gets Valentine's cards. That's crazy!

Image if all blokey characters in games were Mr Adonis. How long would it be before we started posting about how stupid it was?

Women in games are ridiculous things.

I wouldn't do any of the nurses in Silent Hill 2.

what about the fat bird in quake 3 arena LOL

Mr.Snuggly wrote:
> You don't see many games with really ugly, cat-scaring women in them, that's for
> sure.


There were some pretty freaky things in Nights - if only I had a SCART lead to play the damn thing!

Heh, didn't know that.

Samus seems to be a ood character, although they didn't know she was a "she" at the end the the second game in the series! :-D

Hmmm, I can't actually remember ever seeing her in the actual game itself...

Lord Semajal wrote:
> Jo dark is ok cos she had slightly more realistic proportions than
> lara.

Ahem

Also she has short hair. You cannont have long hair and use a
> gun (ie lara) it doesn't work.

Jo dark wasn't really very good though, because in all the pre-rendered screens she looked like a stumpy midget-woman and in the game she was fuzzy and improportioned. Better than lara croft though.

you're right, but the whole point of women is to draw in the punters, which TR did with great success. And the same with Duke Nukem 3D, which had these pole dancers you talk about. Has anyone seen the ending to Duke Nukem 3D. Very dodgy...

Jo dark is ok cos she had slightly more realistic proportions than lara.

Ahem

Also she has short hair. You cannont have long hair and use a gun (ie lara) it doesn't work.

Deus Ex, Snuggles.