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> Ook, ook. Monkeyman have 2 cats. Monkeyman love cats but cats hate each other
> and hiss when hear. Monkeyman want cats be friends for christmas so monkeyman
> make game. Monkeyman buy family size chicken pie and eat half himself.
> Monkeyman put other half on plate and trick cats into eating opposite each
> other. Monkeyman now have friendly cats for christmas. Monkeyman happy.
Why don't you feed your cats monkey pie ?
Not much of a game tho. I like tha bit about eating the pie yourself, but then it kind of loses a lot fo the fun when you give the rest to the cats.
How about intrducing an element of russian roulette, and putting a lit firecracker in one end of the pie, then placing bets on which cat will have smoke coming out of it's ears in a humourous fashion?