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Ook, ook. Monkeyman have 2 cats. Monkeyman love cats but cats hate each other and hiss when hear. Monkeyman want cats be friends for christmas so monkeyman make game. Monkeyman buy family size chicken pie and eat half himself. Monkeyman put other half on plate and trick cats into eating opposite each other. Monkeyman now have friendly cats for christmas. Monkeyman happy.
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Ook, ook. Monkeyman have 2 cats. Monkeyman love cats but cats hate each other and hiss when hear. Monkeyman want cats be friends for christmas so monkeyman make game. Monkeyman buy family size chicken pie and eat half himself. Monkeyman put other half on plate and trick cats into eating opposite each other. Monkeyman now have friendly cats for christmas. Monkeyman happy.
Kind of like the spaghetti in The Lady and the Tramp?
Not much of a game tho. I like tha bit about eating the pie yourself, but then it kind of loses a lot fo the fun when you give the rest to the cats.
How about intrducing an element of russian roulette, and putting a lit firecracker in one end of the pie, then placing bets on which cat will have smoke coming out of it's ears in a humourous fashion?
Not much of a game tho. I like tha bit about eating the pie yourself, but then it kind of loses a lot fo the fun when you give the rest to the cats.
How about intrducing an element of russian roulette, and putting a lit firecracker in one end of the pie, then placing bets on which cat will have smoke coming out of it's ears in a humourous fashion?
monkey_man wrote:
> Ook, ook. Monkeyman have 2 cats. Monkeyman love cats but cats hate each other
> and hiss when hear. Monkeyman want cats be friends for christmas so monkeyman
> make game. Monkeyman buy family size chicken pie and eat half himself.
> Monkeyman put other half on plate and trick cats into eating opposite each
> other. Monkeyman now have friendly cats for christmas. Monkeyman happy.
Why don't you feed your cats monkey pie ?
> Ook, ook. Monkeyman have 2 cats. Monkeyman love cats but cats hate each other
> and hiss when hear. Monkeyman want cats be friends for christmas so monkeyman
> make game. Monkeyman buy family size chicken pie and eat half himself.
> Monkeyman put other half on plate and trick cats into eating opposite each
> other. Monkeyman now have friendly cats for christmas. Monkeyman happy.
Why don't you feed your cats monkey pie ?
Monkeyman savage but not cannibal
Hair Pie?
Arguably off topic but I can't believe you would use the word 'chrimbo'. Please disconnect your modem immediately and stand in the corner until New Year.
Oh, and while I think of it don't even think of using the word 'chrimble'.
Such shocking times we live in...
Tut tut.
Oh, and while I think of it don't even think of using the word 'chrimble'.
Such shocking times we live in...
Tut tut.
monkey_man wrote:
> Monkeyman savage but not cannibal
You're not the cannibal, your the one being eaten.
> Monkeyman savage but not cannibal
You're not the cannibal, your the one being eaten.
Waa, waah *beats chest, sprays pheremones* Monkeyman mad! Monkeyman kill!
Sorry, here's a banana. *auf deutsch knocks monkey out and sells him auf'
Now Monkeyman on black market. Kidneys to Taiwan, liver to Bangkok.
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