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Goatboy is a punk who smells like parmesan cheese.
And that's a BAD smell, I'll tell you.
> Notable. You are content in the knowledge no one will take the mick out of you
> 'cos your a Notable.
If I've read this right, you've been (attempting) to take the mick out of him. If it makes you feel any better, I will too, and I'm a humble Newbie.
Hey, Goatboy, you big assmonkey, stop your dribbling tomfoolery and sit your goaty butt down before I send my little sister round to open a can of whup'ass on yo.
There, see?
Is it a special one. One for special kids?
And people take the mickey out of me all the time, but it's done with panache, style and wit.
To stand in front of a red-faced little boy saying "Poo-face willy bum" is almost embarrassing. But I'm just off for a fag and I'll be right back.
Don't go anywhere.
Is that why you bought one then??
This is quite amusing, I'm glad I'm reading this. It's certainly better than what I should be doing...