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"I'm going to gerrids house"

Well, not personally, obviously.

Not mine. I will allow you to do it in gerrids bed though.

Entering fee = £10
Free duvet and bed = £15
Complimentary sweets = £1
Freebie post-activity smoke and pancake = £10
Every groan/bang/noise heard = £5

Ok?

Ah, you stood me up, shame on you...

Obviously, I'm not even really there.

If anyone had actually read my original post they would know this.

Hercules! wrote:
> Im in charge though.

oh, sorry, my bad...
Could i please have wild sex with a man, in your bed???

Im in charge though.

you can if gerrid allows you, thats what I meant, it wasn't my house, it's his.

Memorandum wrote:
> Feel free to do anything you like!! After all, it's not my house!

Can i even have wild sex, with a man???

gerrid wrote:
> You have to throw pretty big things, he's tricky to hit.

Not if you aim for my as*, thats a pretty easy target...

Feel free to do anything you like!! After all, it's not my house!

ok, a little song about throwing things:

I was walking down the street with a boy named jim
and someone threw a tomatoe at him
tomatoes dont hurt when they hit your skin
but this one did it was in a tin


*note, may suck*