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Can't be bothered to play Wolfenstein online.
Waiting until 11pm until my mum has finished watching Ally McBeal so I can go down and watch a DVD.
So, with boredom in mind...some stupid things I have done in my lifetime.
Purely for entertainment of you lot:
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth it.
Vomited onstage between songs. I had some beer and a kebab, a bad thing to do before bouncing around behind a drum-kit for 50 minutes.
Set a schoolfriend's head on fire (his parka hood was up)with lighter fuel at his request so he could run across the road screaming whenever a car drove past. He was ok, if a little stupid.
Tried for 5 minutes to turn the tv on using the DVD remote without realising, saying "Your tv is bust" over and over like Bart Simpson in a sing-song voice.
Faked an asthma attack to get out of games at school, but did it so well that I did get one and had to go to hospital.
Threw pears at a council van as it drove past, he stopped and gave chase. We ran into a cul-de-sac, I removed my coat and walked back out whistling. The driver tried to run me over when he saw me.
Lept onto a train as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
Broke my foot by dropping a barbell on it, pretending it didn't hurt and then realising bone was poking out of the side of it. I looked stupid instead of cool, screamed like a girl and passed out.
Climbed a very high tree, then got an attack of the giggles whilst dangling, thus losing all strength and plummeting through the branches to the floor.
Like Rambo did in First Blood.
Waiting until 11pm until my mum has finished watching Ally McBeal so I can go down and watch a DVD.
So, with boredom in mind...some stupid things I have done in my lifetime.
Purely for entertainment of you lot:
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth it.
Vomited onstage between songs. I had some beer and a kebab, a bad thing to do before bouncing around behind a drum-kit for 50 minutes.
Set a schoolfriend's head on fire (his parka hood was up)with lighter fuel at his request so he could run across the road screaming whenever a car drove past. He was ok, if a little stupid.
Tried for 5 minutes to turn the tv on using the DVD remote without realising, saying "Your tv is bust" over and over like Bart Simpson in a sing-song voice.
Faked an asthma attack to get out of games at school, but did it so well that I did get one and had to go to hospital.
Threw pears at a council van as it drove past, he stopped and gave chase. We ran into a cul-de-sac, I removed my coat and walked back out whistling. The driver tried to run me over when he saw me.
Lept onto a train as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
Broke my foot by dropping a barbell on it, pretending it didn't hurt and then realising bone was poking out of the side of it. I looked stupid instead of cool, screamed like a girl and passed out.
Climbed a very high tree, then got an attack of the giggles whilst dangling, thus losing all strength and plummeting through the branches to the floor.
Like Rambo did in First Blood.
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Gotta go soon so can't read all but I read the band bit. Who do you listen too?
I like Greenday, The Offspring, Goldfinger, NOFX, Sum 41.
P.S. What DVD, Inotice you say when your mums gone to bed, is it a nayghty one?
I like Greenday, The Offspring, Goldfinger, NOFX, Sum 41.
P.S. What DVD, Inotice you say when your mums gone to bed, is it a nayghty one?
Can't be bothered to play Wolfenstein online.
Waiting until 11pm until my mum has finished watching Ally McBeal so I can go down and watch a DVD.
So, with boredom in mind...some stupid things I have done in my lifetime.
Purely for entertainment of you lot:
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth it.
Vomited onstage between songs. I had some beer and a kebab, a bad thing to do before bouncing around behind a drum-kit for 50 minutes.
Set a schoolfriend's head on fire (his parka hood was up)with lighter fuel at his request so he could run across the road screaming whenever a car drove past. He was ok, if a little stupid.
Tried for 5 minutes to turn the tv on using the DVD remote without realising, saying "Your tv is bust" over and over like Bart Simpson in a sing-song voice.
Faked an asthma attack to get out of games at school, but did it so well that I did get one and had to go to hospital.
Threw pears at a council van as it drove past, he stopped and gave chase. We ran into a cul-de-sac, I removed my coat and walked back out whistling. The driver tried to run me over when he saw me.
Lept onto a train as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
Broke my foot by dropping a barbell on it, pretending it didn't hurt and then realising bone was poking out of the side of it. I looked stupid instead of cool, screamed like a girl and passed out.
Climbed a very high tree, then got an attack of the giggles whilst dangling, thus losing all strength and plummeting through the branches to the floor.
Like Rambo did in First Blood.
Waiting until 11pm until my mum has finished watching Ally McBeal so I can go down and watch a DVD.
So, with boredom in mind...some stupid things I have done in my lifetime.
Purely for entertainment of you lot:
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth it.
Vomited onstage between songs. I had some beer and a kebab, a bad thing to do before bouncing around behind a drum-kit for 50 minutes.
Set a schoolfriend's head on fire (his parka hood was up)with lighter fuel at his request so he could run across the road screaming whenever a car drove past. He was ok, if a little stupid.
Tried for 5 minutes to turn the tv on using the DVD remote without realising, saying "Your tv is bust" over and over like Bart Simpson in a sing-song voice.
Faked an asthma attack to get out of games at school, but did it so well that I did get one and had to go to hospital.
Threw pears at a council van as it drove past, he stopped and gave chase. We ran into a cul-de-sac, I removed my coat and walked back out whistling. The driver tried to run me over when he saw me.
Lept onto a train as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
Broke my foot by dropping a barbell on it, pretending it didn't hurt and then realising bone was poking out of the side of it. I looked stupid instead of cool, screamed like a girl and passed out.
Climbed a very high tree, then got an attack of the giggles whilst dangling, thus losing all strength and plummeting through the branches to the floor.
Like Rambo did in First Blood.
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