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Can't be bothered to play Wolfenstein online.
Waiting until 11pm until my mum has finished watching Ally McBeal so I can go down and watch a DVD.
So, with boredom in mind...some stupid things I have done in my lifetime.
Purely for entertainment of you lot:
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth it.
Vomited onstage between songs. I had some beer and a kebab, a bad thing to do before bouncing around behind a drum-kit for 50 minutes.
Set a schoolfriend's head on fire (his parka hood was up)with lighter fuel at his request so he could run across the road screaming whenever a car drove past. He was ok, if a little stupid.
Tried for 5 minutes to turn the tv on using the DVD remote without realising, saying "Your tv is bust" over and over like Bart Simpson in a sing-song voice.
Faked an asthma attack to get out of games at school, but did it so well that I did get one and had to go to hospital.
Threw pears at a council van as it drove past, he stopped and gave chase. We ran into a cul-de-sac, I removed my coat and walked back out whistling. The driver tried to run me over when he saw me.
Lept onto a train as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
Broke my foot by dropping a barbell on it, pretending it didn't hurt and then realising bone was poking out of the side of it. I looked stupid instead of cool, screamed like a girl and passed out.
Climbed a very high tree, then got an attack of the giggles whilst dangling, thus losing all strength and plummeting through the branches to the floor.
Like Rambo did in First Blood.
Waiting until 11pm until my mum has finished watching Ally McBeal so I can go down and watch a DVD.
So, with boredom in mind...some stupid things I have done in my lifetime.
Purely for entertainment of you lot:
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth it.
Vomited onstage between songs. I had some beer and a kebab, a bad thing to do before bouncing around behind a drum-kit for 50 minutes.
Set a schoolfriend's head on fire (his parka hood was up)with lighter fuel at his request so he could run across the road screaming whenever a car drove past. He was ok, if a little stupid.
Tried for 5 minutes to turn the tv on using the DVD remote without realising, saying "Your tv is bust" over and over like Bart Simpson in a sing-song voice.
Faked an asthma attack to get out of games at school, but did it so well that I did get one and had to go to hospital.
Threw pears at a council van as it drove past, he stopped and gave chase. We ran into a cul-de-sac, I removed my coat and walked back out whistling. The driver tried to run me over when he saw me.
Lept onto a train as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
Broke my foot by dropping a barbell on it, pretending it didn't hurt and then realising bone was poking out of the side of it. I looked stupid instead of cool, screamed like a girl and passed out.
Climbed a very high tree, then got an attack of the giggles whilst dangling, thus losing all strength and plummeting through the branches to the floor.
Like Rambo did in First Blood.
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talk about getting your word count up.
Goatboy wrote:
Can't be bothered to play Wolfenstein online. Waiting until 11pm until my mum has finished watching Ally McBeal so I can go down and watch a DVD.
So, with boredom in mind...some stupid things I have done in my lifetime. Purely for entertainment of you lot:
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a
drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth it.
[Very, very stupid. Yet even more cool.]
Vomited onstage between songs. I had some beer and a kebab, a bad thing to do before bouncing around behind a drum-kit for 50 minutes.
[Cool.]
Set a schoolfriend's head on fire (his parka hood was up)with lighter fuel at his request so he could run across the road screaming whenever a car drove past. He was ok, if a little stupid.
[Did he suffer from major burns? Well, st least burning your hair gets rid of split ends! :):):)]
Tried for 5 minutes to turn the tv on using the DVD remote without realising, saying "Your tv is bust" over and over
like Bart Simpson in a sing-song voice.
[I haven't got a DVD player yet.]
Faked an asthma attack to get out of games at school, but did it so well that I did get one and had to go to hospital.
[Faking a cold is a lot safer.]
Threw pears at a council van as it drove past, he stopped and gave chase. We ran into a cul-de-sac, I removed my coat and walked back out whistling. The driver tried to run me over when he saw me.
[Damn council people. I was skating, I grinded along this man iron fence, and suddenly a man turned up and said he had just phoned the police. I ran but dont think the Police came...]
Lept onto a train as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
[Never done that. Must have been preety stupid thing to do though.]
Broke my foot by dropping a barbell on it, pretending it didn't hurt and then realising bone was poking out of the side of it. I looked stupid instead of cool, screamed like a girl and passed out.
[I scream like a girl anyway!]
Climbed a very high tree, then got an attack of the giggles whilst dangling, thus losing all strength and plummeting through the branches to the floor.
Like Rambo did in First Blood.
[Thats very fun! Although I wasn't laughing, I still mangaed to get my too bottom front teeth caught in my skull, and was in hospital for 3 months...]
You've had a really, really interesting life mate! Maybe you should see a thereapist though....
Can't be bothered to play Wolfenstein online. Waiting until 11pm until my mum has finished watching Ally McBeal so I can go down and watch a DVD.
So, with boredom in mind...some stupid things I have done in my lifetime. Purely for entertainment of you lot:
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a
drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth it.
[Very, very stupid. Yet even more cool.]
Vomited onstage between songs. I had some beer and a kebab, a bad thing to do before bouncing around behind a drum-kit for 50 minutes.
[Cool.]
Set a schoolfriend's head on fire (his parka hood was up)with lighter fuel at his request so he could run across the road screaming whenever a car drove past. He was ok, if a little stupid.
[Did he suffer from major burns? Well, st least burning your hair gets rid of split ends! :):):)]
Tried for 5 minutes to turn the tv on using the DVD remote without realising, saying "Your tv is bust" over and over
like Bart Simpson in a sing-song voice.
[I haven't got a DVD player yet.]
Faked an asthma attack to get out of games at school, but did it so well that I did get one and had to go to hospital.
[Faking a cold is a lot safer.]
Threw pears at a council van as it drove past, he stopped and gave chase. We ran into a cul-de-sac, I removed my coat and walked back out whistling. The driver tried to run me over when he saw me.
[Damn council people. I was skating, I grinded along this man iron fence, and suddenly a man turned up and said he had just phoned the police. I ran but dont think the Police came...]
Lept onto a train as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
[Never done that. Must have been preety stupid thing to do though.]
Broke my foot by dropping a barbell on it, pretending it didn't hurt and then realising bone was poking out of the side of it. I looked stupid instead of cool, screamed like a girl and passed out.
[I scream like a girl anyway!]
Climbed a very high tree, then got an attack of the giggles whilst dangling, thus losing all strength and plummeting through the branches to the floor.
Like Rambo did in First Blood.
[Thats very fun! Although I wasn't laughing, I still mangaed to get my too bottom front teeth caught in my skull, and was in hospital for 3 months...]
You've had a really, really interesting life mate! Maybe you should see a thereapist though....
Unfortunately this is all true.
Explains a lot, some might say.
Explains a lot, some might say.
are you just making this stuff up as you go along? cos i cant believe that someone could have been so stupid
no offence
no offence
Goatboy wrote:
> I was fearless.
And stupid.
Most painful one?
Licked a metal shelf in a
> walk-in freezer once and got stuck until the chefs poured warm water on my face
> and freed me.
Just seemed like the thing to do at the time.
lol, you should have had your own comedy show on tv.
> I was fearless.
And stupid.
Most painful one?
Licked a metal shelf in a
> walk-in freezer once and got stuck until the chefs poured warm water on my face
> and freed me.
Just seemed like the thing to do at the time.
lol, you should have had your own comedy show on tv.
I was fearless.
And stupid.
Most painful one?
Licked a metal shelf in a walk-in freezer once and got stuck until the chefs poured warm water on my face and freed me.
Just seemed like the thing to do at the time.
And stupid.
Most painful one?
Licked a metal shelf in a walk-in freezer once and got stuck until the chefs poured warm water on my face and freed me.
Just seemed like the thing to do at the time.
Goatboy wrote:
Lept onto a train
> as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged
> along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying
> journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
THAT is by far THE funniest thing i have heard/read whatever all week
i stand and applaud you goatboy..and at the same time i think as a kid, you were quite stupid.
Lept onto a train
> as it was leaving the platform from school, got my blazer caught and was dragged
> along the platform, laughing and screaming. At the same time. My terrifying
> journey was ended when the blazer tore and I rolled into a ditch.
THAT is by far THE funniest thing i have heard/read whatever all week
i stand and applaud you goatboy..and at the same time i think as a kid, you were quite stupid.
ooohhhh, that was low!
Goatboy wrote:
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a
> drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth
> it.
Did you do that by accident or just to attract the attention of the leaving audience??:)
Knocked myself out by smashing my face with a
> drumstick in mid-song. It really hurt although the rock'n'roll kudos was worth
> it.
Did you do that by accident or just to attract the attention of the leaving audience??:)
Very entertaining for us. With some of them I am surprised you have lived this long, but glad you have as you provide us with entertainment.
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