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I tried to come up with a ditty
That was clever and clean and still witty.
But my failure was utter,
Guess my mind's in the gutter -
Every one I came up with was sh*tty.
It's wool was full of fleas
But worst of all, the little git
had foot-and-mouth disease
he's burning in a field right now because of fo..... I'm sure you can guess the rest:)
She thought it rather silly
She threw it right up in the air
And caught it by the