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*and he lives with his parents* lol
[inside Sauron's head]
Get a hold of yourself, you're a dark lord, dammit! Dark lords don't cry, get a grip! You are Sauron, evil overlord! You will destroy any foe that gets in your way, you are all powerful! Stop crying!
*sniffle*
" What the who now?"
" Yeah, great ain't it? Chicks dig the name. Hey, wait! COME BACK!"
"Get away from me. Now."
"No, you have the name of a fictional evil overlord. Therefore I am leaving. Goodbye."