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(Music hits) Here we go then, getting set for this big tag team match-up! Making their way to the ring, Chuck Palumbo (Cong Man) and Shawn O’Haire (Big Slow)!! They strut to the ring, ready to face their biggest challenge yet.
“BOOM!!” Everyone jumps in shock, as the big red machine Kane (Starlight) walks to the squared circle! Next week Kane (will challenge) his tag team partner for tonight, the WWF Forum Champion Chris Benoit (Grandprix) for the WWF Forum Championship, so anything could happen tonight. Will they work together well? Or will they try and get themselves an advantage before next week’s huge battle.
(Benoit’s music hits) The arena erupts as the WWF Forum Champion Chris Benoit (Grandprix) emerges from behind the curtain! This man is an undefeated WWF Forum Champion, and is the only man to have ever held the title. He has overcome people such The Rock (Starlight), Mankind (Ice Blaster), Chris Jericho (BBS Scott) and The Undertaker (Jetster), but will Kane be too much for him?
The 2 men stare at each-other for a moment, the tension is amazing. But they’ll have to settle their differences for now, as Palumbo and O’Haire leap over the top rope! Palumbo (Cong Man) sends Benoit to the ground with a Crossbody, but Kane manages to catch O’Haire (Big Slow) and then powerslam him right Palumbo and Benoit! Benoit rolls away holding his stomach from the force, was than an accident? Kane picks O’Haire up by the…hair, and lands a massive uppercut! But he’s then knocked down himself, as Palumbo steams towards him and knocks him down with a Spear! Palumbo delivers the right-hands, and then stands over the fallen Kane, looking very proud of himself. He lifts his arms into the air, not seeing Benoit come from behind! Dragon Suplex! Benoit throws him into the ring and makes the first cover of the match, but Palumbo powers out early.
Benoit whips him into the ropes, and sends his knee straight into the stomach of Palumbo! He bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow, and then locks in a Chickenwing Crossface. But it’s reversed with a Snapmare, and then a hard dropkick to the back of the head! Palumbo grabs his head, impales it on the turnbuckle, and then rolls him up with a Schoolboy, 1..kick-out. Palumbo throws some punches, and then nails a big clothesline. Palumbo (Cong Man) is keeping the WWF Forum Champion down here, which is an amazing feat, and-Ohhh!! Benoit with a Low Blow, and the ref doesn’t seem to mind-I guess he’s seen enough of them in his career. Benoit hits a Snap Suplex, and then holds his hand out to Kane (Starlight) for a tag. Kane seems to hesitate before tagging, and Benoit lifts Palumbo’s arm in the air, leaving Kane to kick him hard in the gut.
Palumbo tries to rush across the ring for a tag, but fails as Kane pulls him back and grabs him by the throat! Palumbo gets out if it with a knee to the stomach, bounces off the ropes AND IS TAKEN DOWN BY A MASSIVE BOOT TO THE FACE!! Palumbo sits up, stunned, and Kane stalks him from behind. Palumbo staggers up, turns, ducks an attempted clothesline, and brings Kane down with a Reverse DDT! O’Haire (Big Slow) is screaming for a tag, and he’s nearly got it…but Kane has Palumbo’s leg, he can’t reach far enough to tag! Palumbo’s had enough-ENZIGURI KICK!! Palumbo tags, and O’Haire rushes into the ring!
Hard clothesline to Kane, and then delivers another one to Benoit (Grandprix). Kane steams towards him, but O’Haire with amazing strength hits a Powerslam! Benoit is up, and he slides between O’Haire’s legs, and looks for a Backdrop Suplex, but Palumbo slides off, and pushes the WWF Forum Champion out of the ring! He whips Kane into the turnbuckle, and Palumbo begins to throw a flurry of right-hands at him. The ref tries to break this up, but he doesn’t seem O’Haire run straight towards the corner, aiming to Dropkick Kane! Oooh!! He nails the ref with it instead, and he falls to canvas holding his head! Who’s that coming down the ramp with a steel chair?? It’s the former Hardcore Champion, Grandmaster Sexay (Ant)!! He is irate that he lost his title earlier in a match he wasn’t even supposed to be in, and he’s going to take out his anger on the participants in this match! WHAM!! Massive chairshot to Benoit (Grandprix) WHAM!! Another to Palumbo!! WHAM!! O’Haire is knocked down!! Grandmaster is about to hit Kane, but the big man turns, grabs the chair and shakes his head! He’s about to hit Grandmas-no, wait, he’s thrown the chair away, He seems pleased that Grandmaster hit Benoit…he’s telling Grandmaster to go to the top rope!
The former hardcore champ does so, and he puts the flying goggles on! Benoit is still motionless! Kane makes the cut-throat signal, and GMS leaps, nailing the WWF Forum Champ right on the neck with the Hip Hop Drop! Grandmaster runs back up the ramp, seemingly pleased at his doings.
Kane (Starlight) is still the legal man, and he picks up the other legal man O’Haire (Big Slow), grabs him by the throat, AND SCORES WITH A MASSIVE CHOKESLAM!! Kane makes the cover, 1…2…3, this one is over!
Palumbo (Cong Man) and O’Haire (Big Slow) are both unconscious, and Kane steps out of the ring victorious. He looks down at Benoit (Grandprix) and then picks him up! He puts him on his shoulders, and WHAM!! Kane with his own version of The Last Ride!! How much damage has this done to the WWF Forum Champion? Will he be able to defend his title next week!?
The winners of this match, Kane (Starlight) and Chris Benoit (Grandprix).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
“BOOM!!” Everyone jumps in shock, as the big red machine Kane (Starlight) walks to the squared circle! Next week Kane (will challenge) his tag team partner for tonight, the WWF Forum Champion Chris Benoit (Grandprix) for the WWF Forum Championship, so anything could happen tonight. Will they work together well? Or will they try and get themselves an advantage before next week’s huge battle.
(Benoit’s music hits) The arena erupts as the WWF Forum Champion Chris Benoit (Grandprix) emerges from behind the curtain! This man is an undefeated WWF Forum Champion, and is the only man to have ever held the title. He has overcome people such The Rock (Starlight), Mankind (Ice Blaster), Chris Jericho (BBS Scott) and The Undertaker (Jetster), but will Kane be too much for him?
The 2 men stare at each-other for a moment, the tension is amazing. But they’ll have to settle their differences for now, as Palumbo and O’Haire leap over the top rope! Palumbo (Cong Man) sends Benoit to the ground with a Crossbody, but Kane manages to catch O’Haire (Big Slow) and then powerslam him right Palumbo and Benoit! Benoit rolls away holding his stomach from the force, was than an accident? Kane picks O’Haire up by the…hair, and lands a massive uppercut! But he’s then knocked down himself, as Palumbo steams towards him and knocks him down with a Spear! Palumbo delivers the right-hands, and then stands over the fallen Kane, looking very proud of himself. He lifts his arms into the air, not seeing Benoit come from behind! Dragon Suplex! Benoit throws him into the ring and makes the first cover of the match, but Palumbo powers out early.
Benoit whips him into the ropes, and sends his knee straight into the stomach of Palumbo! He bounces off the ropes and drops an elbow, and then locks in a Chickenwing Crossface. But it’s reversed with a Snapmare, and then a hard dropkick to the back of the head! Palumbo grabs his head, impales it on the turnbuckle, and then rolls him up with a Schoolboy, 1..kick-out. Palumbo throws some punches, and then nails a big clothesline. Palumbo (Cong Man) is keeping the WWF Forum Champion down here, which is an amazing feat, and-Ohhh!! Benoit with a Low Blow, and the ref doesn’t seem to mind-I guess he’s seen enough of them in his career. Benoit hits a Snap Suplex, and then holds his hand out to Kane (Starlight) for a tag. Kane seems to hesitate before tagging, and Benoit lifts Palumbo’s arm in the air, leaving Kane to kick him hard in the gut.
Palumbo tries to rush across the ring for a tag, but fails as Kane pulls him back and grabs him by the throat! Palumbo gets out if it with a knee to the stomach, bounces off the ropes AND IS TAKEN DOWN BY A MASSIVE BOOT TO THE FACE!! Palumbo sits up, stunned, and Kane stalks him from behind. Palumbo staggers up, turns, ducks an attempted clothesline, and brings Kane down with a Reverse DDT! O’Haire (Big Slow) is screaming for a tag, and he’s nearly got it…but Kane has Palumbo’s leg, he can’t reach far enough to tag! Palumbo’s had enough-ENZIGURI KICK!! Palumbo tags, and O’Haire rushes into the ring!
Hard clothesline to Kane, and then delivers another one to Benoit (Grandprix). Kane steams towards him, but O’Haire with amazing strength hits a Powerslam! Benoit is up, and he slides between O’Haire’s legs, and looks for a Backdrop Suplex, but Palumbo slides off, and pushes the WWF Forum Champion out of the ring! He whips Kane into the turnbuckle, and Palumbo begins to throw a flurry of right-hands at him. The ref tries to break this up, but he doesn’t seem O’Haire run straight towards the corner, aiming to Dropkick Kane! Oooh!! He nails the ref with it instead, and he falls to canvas holding his head! Who’s that coming down the ramp with a steel chair?? It’s the former Hardcore Champion, Grandmaster Sexay (Ant)!! He is irate that he lost his title earlier in a match he wasn’t even supposed to be in, and he’s going to take out his anger on the participants in this match! WHAM!! Massive chairshot to Benoit (Grandprix) WHAM!! Another to Palumbo!! WHAM!! O’Haire is knocked down!! Grandmaster is about to hit Kane, but the big man turns, grabs the chair and shakes his head! He’s about to hit Grandmas-no, wait, he’s thrown the chair away, He seems pleased that Grandmaster hit Benoit…he’s telling Grandmaster to go to the top rope!
The former hardcore champ does so, and he puts the flying goggles on! Benoit is still motionless! Kane makes the cut-throat signal, and GMS leaps, nailing the WWF Forum Champ right on the neck with the Hip Hop Drop! Grandmaster runs back up the ramp, seemingly pleased at his doings.
Kane (Starlight) is still the legal man, and he picks up the other legal man O’Haire (Big Slow), grabs him by the throat, AND SCORES WITH A MASSIVE CHOKESLAM!! Kane makes the cover, 1…2…3, this one is over!
Palumbo (Cong Man) and O’Haire (Big Slow) are both unconscious, and Kane steps out of the ring victorious. He looks down at Benoit (Grandprix) and then picks him up! He puts him on his shoulders, and WHAM!! Kane with his own version of The Last Ride!! How much damage has this done to the WWF Forum Champion? Will he be able to defend his title next week!?
The winners of this match, Kane (Starlight) and Chris Benoit (Grandprix).
Thanks for reading, Ant.
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Where does everyone fancy on sunday dunsop bridge??, worsthorne ??
Grandprix wrote:
> Ant wrote:
AND, we've hardly
> done anything yet. The biggest match we
> have used so far is a Cage, probably.
Actually, I wrote a Super Hardcore
> Flaming Table match.
Well, yes, but that was just a one-off. {:)
> Ant wrote:
AND, we've hardly
> done anything yet. The biggest match we
> have used so far is a Cage, probably.
Actually, I wrote a Super Hardcore
> Flaming Table match.
Well, yes, but that was just a one-off. {:)
Ant wrote:
AND, we've hardly
> done anything yet. The biggest match we have used so far is a Cage, probably.
Actually, I wrote a Super Hardcore Flaming Table match.
AND, we've hardly
> done anything yet. The biggest match we have used so far is a Cage, probably.
Actually, I wrote a Super Hardcore Flaming Table match.
#1 Jericho Fan wrote:
> Very true Ant. I think they need explaining to me more. I just do't see the
> point of them. Anyway, what's wrong with weed?
I can see why they seem pointless. But, they are quite a lot of fun to write (read some of the hardcore matches, people get carried away in those, ie. me :D) And if they are entertaining, and not way too long, then they can be interesting to read too, especially if you are involved.
And hopefully our Created Wrestlers division will add more excitement to it.
AND, we've hardly done anything yet. The biggest match we have used so far is a Cage, probably. We can still use TLC, Ladder, Hell In A Cell etc, and we can make our own PPVs and tournaments-the options are endless...to an extent.
> Very true Ant. I think they need explaining to me more. I just do't see the
> point of them. Anyway, what's wrong with weed?
I can see why they seem pointless. But, they are quite a lot of fun to write (read some of the hardcore matches, people get carried away in those, ie. me :D) And if they are entertaining, and not way too long, then they can be interesting to read too, especially if you are involved.
And hopefully our Created Wrestlers division will add more excitement to it.
AND, we've hardly done anything yet. The biggest match we have used so far is a Cage, probably. We can still use TLC, Ladder, Hell In A Cell etc, and we can make our own PPVs and tournaments-the options are endless...to an extent.
And wrestling is fake (to an extent). The WWF is 'made up.' Obviously then, you should have nothing against 'fake' or 'made up' stuff.
#1 Jericho Fan wrote:
> These matches are so immature, fake and made up. Where did you people dream
> these up? In a Wet Dream?
Well, at least we're using our time constructively rather than always hanging around outside, smoking and taking drugs, which is what many people our age seem to be doing these days,
> These matches are so immature, fake and made up. Where did you people dream
> these up? In a Wet Dream?
Well, at least we're using our time constructively rather than always hanging around outside, smoking and taking drugs, which is what many people our age seem to be doing these days,
Well, the question was obviously too tricky for you. I warn you now that trouble makers are dealt with severely by Special Reserve.
#1 Jericho Fan wrote:
> These matches are so immature, fake and made up. Where did you people dream
> these up? In a Wet Dream?
May I ask why they are immature?
> These matches are so immature, fake and made up. Where did you people dream
> these up? In a Wet Dream?
May I ask why they are immature?
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