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"Fish"

I have two fish that have no name
They often crap in their bowl
Which I often clean
But still looks dirty

The fish make noises at night
Which affect my sleep
glop glup glip
I cover the bowl with an NME
The close my eyes

I have two fish in a tank, i hjave had them for about a year now, they only need cleaning about twicw a year wich is quite good...

You're a poet and you did not know that you were one.

For reason SHEEPY you seem to remind me of E.J. Thribb... the 'poet' in the Private Eye

English_Bloke wrote:
> If a man talks in the woods and there are no women around to hear
> him...is he still wrong?

Of course he is.

English_Bloke wrote:
> If a man talks in the woods and there are no women around to hear
> him...is he still wrong?

but then again is it right to say >

if a woman walks in the woods and there are no women to around to hear her... is she still RIGHT?

If a man talks in the woods and there are no women around to hear him...is he still wrong?

the man who walks a yard in the country side gets more than a man who runs the marathon through the streets of London. or... if you dont like what someones said then, save your finger ends and choose to ignore it. (then again that wouldnt be any fun)

Ice Tea

Oh how I love ice tea
Only peach though
As lemon tastes rubbish
Like tea actually

It reminds me of holidays
In the the sun
It makes me throat swell up
I think I'm a bit
Allergic to it
It goes nice with vodka
Coco Pops don't

BEARDS. wrote:
> When you meet a master swordsman, show him your sword.
> When you meet a man who is not a poet, do not show him your poem.

Oh wise BEARDS. Teach us your ways of wisdom :P

I dont understand this at all !