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mwuhaha! looks like you've won GAD again...
you know what that means?...
5 more wins before february 22nd and you have to hand over a copy of metal gear 2!
mwuahahha!
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now for some carnage....
monkeys,mullets,die hard,nintendo,sony,wings hauser,the a team,newbies,notables,star wars,beer*winces*,light sabers,rock music in all its forms,WWF,the simpsons,YH, and lord of the rings.
all suck
discuss
mwuhaha..bring it on
you know what that means?...
5 more wins before february 22nd and you have to hand over a copy of metal gear 2!
mwuahahha!
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now for some carnage....
monkeys,mullets,die hard,nintendo,sony,wings hauser,the a team,newbies,notables,star wars,beer*winces*,light sabers,rock music in all its forms,WWF,the simpsons,YH, and lord of the rings.
all suck
discuss
mwuhaha..bring it on
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Diabolical scheme i like the sound of that...*makes mental note*
And Pb shoe!?????? gahhhhhhhhh!
And Pb shoe!?????? gahhhhhhhhh!
Pb looks around calmly.
"Aha!" he says suddenly. "In her egotistical fit of power, Mystique forgot my pb shoe, with its extending toe rod. Not only is it useful for those difficult to reach itches, it should solve our current problem too."
The timer on the nuculer device ticks down...15...14..13..
Pb switches on the toe rod with the press of his toe and the rod extends quickly out, knocking the stick from the wobbly shelf.
...13...12...11..
As quick as lightning, pb manouvres the toe rod up and flicks the belt up in to the air. bowing slightly, he lets the belt slide over his head and down to his waist.
...10....9....
"Now, let's see if the customised pb ropecutter can help out here." He says switching on the small blades of the cutter, which quickly cut the rope (surprisingly).
...8........7......6...
Pb grabs Baloola and quickly launches the pb jets, soaring in to the air and out of the exit as the timer reaches 0 and the explosion rockets hundreds of diamonds in to the air. Catching one, he refines it quickly with his finger laser and hands it to Baloola.
"For you, my dear." he says as he drops her off. "Now, to foil Mystique's latest diabolical scheme...."
Will pb be in time to save the world from Mystique's evil plans? Will anyone continue reading? Will the narrator finally get paid? Find out this and more when my pay check comes through....I don't narrate these stupid tales for nothing you know....*slams door*
"Aha!" he says suddenly. "In her egotistical fit of power, Mystique forgot my pb shoe, with its extending toe rod. Not only is it useful for those difficult to reach itches, it should solve our current problem too."
The timer on the nuculer device ticks down...15...14..13..
Pb switches on the toe rod with the press of his toe and the rod extends quickly out, knocking the stick from the wobbly shelf.
...13...12...11..
As quick as lightning, pb manouvres the toe rod up and flicks the belt up in to the air. bowing slightly, he lets the belt slide over his head and down to his waist.
...10....9....
"Now, let's see if the customised pb ropecutter can help out here." He says switching on the small blades of the cutter, which quickly cut the rope (surprisingly).
...8........7......6...
Pb grabs Baloola and quickly launches the pb jets, soaring in to the air and out of the exit as the timer reaches 0 and the explosion rockets hundreds of diamonds in to the air. Catching one, he refines it quickly with his finger laser and hands it to Baloola.
"For you, my dear." he says as he drops her off. "Now, to foil Mystique's latest diabolical scheme...."
Will pb be in time to save the world from Mystique's evil plans? Will anyone continue reading? Will the narrator finally get paid? Find out this and more when my pay check comes through....I don't narrate these stupid tales for nothing you know....*slams door*
By some amazing fluke (which we wont go into) we find Pb and his mrs (we'll call her Baloola) strapped to a nuclear device*, in the old abandoned diamond mine on a remote island with no means of escape. (Except for the old raft abandoned on the rapids shoreline)
Pb's "pb belt" has been removed and left just out of his reach on top of a rickety old shelf, which is propped up by a stick.
And none. Yes NONE of Pb’s convenient sidekicks know where he really is. Because they all think he’s at a casino in Vegas trying to get information my arch nemesis.(Who that is I haven’t decided yet) and expect him to walk in dead anyways..
"So pb, it looks like the end of you, and the end of Timbuktu." Said Mystique “after I pull this switch you will have less than 15 minuets until you will be reduced to ashes along with this pitiful island and Timbuktu will be under my control, which will allow me to carry out my plans for Global domination, and seeing as you are about to die I shall you my next move”…
“Mystique you’re insane” shouted Pb,
“Yes well some might say that but I prefer to be called an evil genius and anyone who says that normally ends up dead” replied Mystique…
Dead? Said Baloola…”aiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!” she wailed.
”anyways..Ah yes my next move in my plans for world domination..” After invading Timbuktu I will proceed to France and turn that Eiffel tower into a missile launch pad where my weapons of mass destruction will be launched.” She bragged.
“And now Pb I bid you adieu (sp?)” and with that she pulled the switch, swung her cape around her body and majestically walked out to her Myst-Copter and then leaving for France.
All the while laughing in the evil genius tone…”MWUAHAHA HAHAAHAAA”
“What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?” yelped Baloola
“Will you shut up for one minuet?” grunted Pb
“But she is trying to kill us” Baloola Cried..
“This happens to me everyday” Pb sighed
Is this the end of Pb? No one knows where he is, his Pb belt is just out of reach, and the clock is ticking.
Find out in the next thrilling episode!
Same bat time, same bat channel
* http://www.geocities.com/mystique182uk/cave1
Pb's "pb belt" has been removed and left just out of his reach on top of a rickety old shelf, which is propped up by a stick.
And none. Yes NONE of Pb’s convenient sidekicks know where he really is. Because they all think he’s at a casino in Vegas trying to get information my arch nemesis.(Who that is I haven’t decided yet) and expect him to walk in dead anyways..
"So pb, it looks like the end of you, and the end of Timbuktu." Said Mystique “after I pull this switch you will have less than 15 minuets until you will be reduced to ashes along with this pitiful island and Timbuktu will be under my control, which will allow me to carry out my plans for Global domination, and seeing as you are about to die I shall you my next move”…
“Mystique you’re insane” shouted Pb,
“Yes well some might say that but I prefer to be called an evil genius and anyone who says that normally ends up dead” replied Mystique…
Dead? Said Baloola…”aiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee!!” she wailed.
”anyways..Ah yes my next move in my plans for world domination..” After invading Timbuktu I will proceed to France and turn that Eiffel tower into a missile launch pad where my weapons of mass destruction will be launched.” She bragged.
“And now Pb I bid you adieu (sp?)” and with that she pulled the switch, swung her cape around her body and majestically walked out to her Myst-Copter and then leaving for France.
All the while laughing in the evil genius tone…”MWUAHAHA HAHAAHAAA”
“What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?” yelped Baloola
“Will you shut up for one minuet?” grunted Pb
“But she is trying to kill us” Baloola Cried..
“This happens to me everyday” Pb sighed
Is this the end of Pb? No one knows where he is, his Pb belt is just out of reach, and the clock is ticking.
Find out in the next thrilling episode!
Same bat time, same bat channel
* http://www.geocities.com/mystique182uk/cave1
Lord Semajal wrote:
Ok
Die hard, Nintendo,
> The A Teamm WWF and the simpsons not forgetting Lord Of The Rings do not
> vagually suck.
the rest im not sure about
you are quite the idiot
Ok
Die hard, Nintendo,
> The A Teamm WWF and the simpsons not forgetting Lord Of The Rings do not
> vagually suck.
the rest im not sure about
you are quite the idiot
You forgot Pearl harbour. I've just had an arguement about it with a girl in my leson she seems to like it because it got the over rated moron ben aflick in it.
Will not comment on the LotR travesty... calm in the chaos..
*Stryke meditates*
Ahem. And now for something completely different. One day I'll have 25 wins! Muaha! It may seem unlikely now, but it will happen! Muah...
*Stryke meditates*
Ahem. And now for something completely different. One day I'll have 25 wins! Muaha! It may seem unlikely now, but it will happen! Muah...
Thunderbirds
> are GO!
But die to poor maintenence they crash and burn and all die HA HA HAAAAAAAA
Ahem.
********THE END*********
*********FIN*************
Look GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
> are GO!
But die to poor maintenence they crash and burn and all die HA HA HAAAAAAAA
Ahem.
********THE END*********
*********FIN*************
Look GO AWAY!!!!!!!!
monkeys,mullets,die hard,nintendo,sony,wings hauser,the a team,newbies,notables,star wars,beer*winces*,light sabers,rock music in all its forms,WWF,the simpsons,YH, and lord of the rings.
Ok
Die hard, Nintendo, The A Teamm WWF and the simpsons not forgetting Lord Of The Rings do not vagually suck.
the rest im not sure about
Ok
Die hard, Nintendo, The A Teamm WWF and the simpsons not forgetting Lord Of The Rings do not vagually suck.
the rest im not sure about
mystiques army of lawyers
"mystique has to go now ...in a statement she has said the following..."i'll get you if its the last thing i do"!!!"
to be continued...
"mystique has to go now ...in a statement she has said the following..."i'll get you if its the last thing i do"!!!"
to be continued...
Dringo wrote:
> If i win 20 more game mystique by June next year i'll give you two games of
> your choice.
this is a binding contract in 50whatever of the 50whatever states of America and the rest of the world too...back out of this agreement and i am allowed to pick any 2 body parts of yours to use at my disgression.
> If i win 20 more game mystique by June next year i'll give you two games of
> your choice.
this is a binding contract in 50whatever of the 50whatever states of America and the rest of the world too...back out of this agreement and i am allowed to pick any 2 body parts of yours to use at my disgression.
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