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"I am nearly 3000 days old"

In just 24 days I will have reached the ripe old age of 3000 and thus will be viable for syndication. Since I am likely to expire at any time I'm informing all of you now, although I still expect some sort of countdown to be erected on the front page of the site, wherever that is.

I have seen many momentous things in this time and have become very wise as a result. The glory of the fabled Special Reserve, a tube, the graven image of John Nash, and this thread.

Such wonderful memories.

Could someone now please tell me how to escape this purgatory?

Boo.

[edit] 3568 days.

I thought you've only been here 24 days

this is just a napkin with a picture of a bag drawn in crayon

happy birthday

please take the time to fill in my backpack survey

We've lost many good souls along the way

By souls I of course mean socks

Memorandum wrote:
gratz.
how old am I?

let's see

2248.
not my original account tbh.

gratz.
how old am I?

let's see

In just 24 days I will have reached the ripe old age of 3000 and thus will be viable for syndication. Since I am likely to expire at any time I'm informing all of you now, although I still expect some sort of countdown to be erected on the front page of the site, wherever that is.

I have seen many momentous things in this time and have become very wise as a result. The glory of the fabled Special Reserve, a tube, the graven image of John Nash, and this thread.

Such wonderful memories.

Could someone now please tell me how to escape this purgatory?