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Better than cats, but still annoying useless little buggers.
Thats just my view... they suck.
Anyway today walking home...
Deperately need toilet...
100 m from house, hoho nearly time to pee then:
A bloody 6ft beast ran towards me... bloody pertified it was... started barking and circling me... it kept graping my bloody bag and arm... surprised it never got teeth in... followed me home... kept barking, jumping so I kicked i, fell on ice... went home had pee...
Stupid owner... What it deserevd... HMmm feel a bit guilty but all I could think was that this could uproot the genitals so thats why I kicked it... FAR too close to that area...
Bloody dogs and their owners... well the ones that probably have sex with it, you know the ones...
Thats all.
Thats just my view... they suck.
Anyway today walking home...
Deperately need toilet...
100 m from house, hoho nearly time to pee then:
A bloody 6ft beast ran towards me... bloody pertified it was... started barking and circling me... it kept graping my bloody bag and arm... surprised it never got teeth in... followed me home... kept barking, jumping so I kicked i, fell on ice... went home had pee...
Stupid owner... What it deserevd... HMmm feel a bit guilty but all I could think was that this could uproot the genitals so thats why I kicked it... FAR too close to that area...
Bloody dogs and their owners... well the ones that probably have sex with it, you know the ones...
Thats all.
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dogs are nice.
well, nice dogs are. (duh!)
you just shout 'SIT!' at them and they usually do it, v.funny.
never had a fish, no reason why not. But aren't they just a little pointless?
well, nice dogs are. (duh!)
you just shout 'SIT!' at them and they usually do it, v.funny.
never had a fish, no reason why not. But aren't they just a little pointless?
its already "died" three times but its been revived three times
its bloody huge too!
its bloody huge too!
Goldfish last forever. Snuggly, is yours still alive?
just dont't get me started on goldfish...mine just won't die!
The worst is when you're walking home at about midnight, it's dark and misty. Suddenly you feel someone or something watching you. You slowly turn round and look at the grassy verge on the other side of the road, where you see something that looks like one of them dogs from Ghostbusters staring right back at you. That's when cats are better than dogs.
My girlfriend's cockatiel is the best though - it rubs itself off on it's perch!
My girlfriend's cockatiel is the best though - it rubs itself off on it's perch!
borrow a mates chieften tank and run the damn thing over.
Cats better than dog's :)
Better than cats, but still annoying useless little buggers.
Thats just my view... they suck.
Anyway today walking home...
Deperately need toilet...
100 m from house, hoho nearly time to pee then:
A bloody 6ft beast ran towards me... bloody pertified it was... started barking and circling me... it kept graping my bloody bag and arm... surprised it never got teeth in... followed me home... kept barking, jumping so I kicked i, fell on ice... went home had pee...
Stupid owner... What it deserevd... HMmm feel a bit guilty but all I could think was that this could uproot the genitals so thats why I kicked it... FAR too close to that area...
Bloody dogs and their owners... well the ones that probably have sex with it, you know the ones...
Thats all.
Thats just my view... they suck.
Anyway today walking home...
Deperately need toilet...
100 m from house, hoho nearly time to pee then:
A bloody 6ft beast ran towards me... bloody pertified it was... started barking and circling me... it kept graping my bloody bag and arm... surprised it never got teeth in... followed me home... kept barking, jumping so I kicked i, fell on ice... went home had pee...
Stupid owner... What it deserevd... HMmm feel a bit guilty but all I could think was that this could uproot the genitals so thats why I kicked it... FAR too close to that area...
Bloody dogs and their owners... well the ones that probably have sex with it, you know the ones...
Thats all.
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