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"Dogs, BAH"

Better than cats, but still annoying useless little buggers.

Thats just my view... they suck.

Anyway today walking home...

Deperately need toilet...

100 m from house, hoho nearly time to pee then:

A bloody 6ft beast ran towards me... bloody pertified it was... started barking and circling me... it kept graping my bloody bag and arm... surprised it never got teeth in... followed me home... kept barking, jumping so I kicked i, fell on ice... went home had pee...

Stupid owner... What it deserevd... HMmm feel a bit guilty but all I could think was that this could uproot the genitals so thats why I kicked it... FAR too close to that area...

Bloody dogs and their owners... well the ones that probably have sex with it, you know the ones...

Thats all.

Wasn't that my cousin?
Nope,it was my mate's cousin.
Hah,Mousy won't be too happy.

Mystique wrote:
> its already "died" three times but its been revived three times
its
> bloody huge too!

Are you sure the people in the pet shop didn't sell you a whale painted orange instead? You have to be so careful with those unscrupulous Pet Shop owners.

*kicks the little baby*

*Kicks the poodly dog*
That'll learn ya!

*feels like kicking one of those white fluffy poodly dogs or like kicking a baby*

Our's is a victorian Santa Claus.

Neo-Genetic wrote:
> My cat always gets his head stuck in the chair with wooden slats in it.And he
> climbs the christmas tree to get at the thing on top.
Cats are funny.


That thing on the top is called an "Angel" A-N-G-E-L. Ok? :o)

Ever seen a angry West Highland Terrier?

I don't like animals.
Cats use the owners, they just walk into the house, don't bother saying hello, just eat their food and go outside again, Dog's go for walks make a huge mess when they try and eat their food out of the bowl, bah! then they just sit around for the rest of the day, usually getting in your way.
Hampsters! Grrr, hate them, climing up tubes and whatever else put in their cage, they're nocturnal which means they wait until you go to sleep before they start sqeeking on their running wheel!
and Fish, well, they're peaceful things, but the only worthwhile thing is thinking about their short memory span, 2 seconds or whatever, that's the only little thing of intrest they have for me, other than that they spend 5 years or so swimming around, which must be nice.

I don't mind most dogs, I have one back home, its just the little ones
you know the little "I wouldn't harm a fly" looking ones while when no one else is looking bear their teeth in that "I could take a chunk of flesh off of your leg" look.