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"YH QotD."

A reasonably serious one today, which is thus:

Why do we assume that the more attractive someone is, the better they are in bed?

Don't lie, you've done it. Looked at a really fit woman and thought "I bet she's great in bed", then looked at a minger and thought "I bet she's terrible."

Why is this?

Why do we assume that fat people are rubbish in the sack when they could be (much) better than someone who is found more attractive?

Please tell me I'm not the only person that thinks like this...

Goatboy wrote:
> Whilst they're lovely people and a "great laugh", I could no more prod
> a minger than I could a barnyard animal.


Barnyard animal? WHERE?!?!?!!

It must have been his dulcet tones. Can you imagine him whispering loving words into your ear?

Whilst they're lovely people and a "great laugh", I could no more prod a minger than I could a barnyard animal.

But hey,someone for everyone.

I mean Stephen Hawkins eloped with his nurse.

*shakes head*
I STILL can't get my head around that.

Thing is, it's not just if they're fat.

They could be a BOBFOC (Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch). So they could have a really fit body, and a face like a bag full of spanners, and you think the same.

It's weird. Well, I think so....

Goatboy wrote:
> Are you a superintelligent monkey?

Like Suzanne?
Do you smoke?

Monkey Man kan tipe wurdz wiv fingurz

Seriously though, it's horrible to say, but it must be true. Any man would take the fit woman over the minger any day. It's also a question of physical mechanics - I don't want to be crushed by a sack of snickers. It's alright for blokes though - a fat bloke has probably got a fat stalk, so he's bound to please. He's probably really jolly as well :)

I honestly don't think that way YH.

Are you a superintelligent monkey?

Like Suzanne?
Do you smoke?

*Monkey Man hides and shivers in corner*

Please don't tell me off any more mr Your Honour sir, I'm just a poor monkey with nowhere to go.