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Why do we assume that the more attractive someone is, the better they are in bed?
Don't lie, you've done it. Looked at a really fit woman and thought "I bet she's great in bed", then looked at a minger and thought "I bet she's terrible."
Why is this?
Why do we assume that fat people are rubbish in the sack when they could be (much) better than someone who is found more attractive?
Please tell me I'm not the only person that thinks like this...
Would sound like someone trying to strangle a Cylon.
And now I must go home and grab a sandwich before rehearsing for 6hrs in a freezing cold shed on a mushroom farm.
What a strange life.
See you beasts about 1am then.
"Ooh. Aah. Yes baby. That hits. The Spot."
What about the climax then? Good God, I don't know if I should laugh or cry.
> "Speak and Spell with Stephen Hawkins" and it's beautiful to hear him
> call female callers "Dirty Sanchez"
Like a Mac gone bad.
I used a Texas Instruments Speak & Spell on a track I did ages ago. If only I could find the mini-disc I'd upload it.
Or hung like a pit-pony
"Ooh. Aah. Yes baby. That hits. The Spot."
"I mean Stephen Hawkins eloped with his nurse."
Of all the things in the world, that most of all needs a film made about it.
As long as they keep it PG. It would be impossible to film, never mind watch.
> It must have been his dulcet tones. Can you imagine him whispering loving words
> into your ear?
Well on Xfm they play "Speak and Spell with Stephen Hawkins" and it's beautiful to hear him call female callers "Dirty Sanchez"
Like a Mac gone bad.