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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another tedious "who-will-win" post.
But this time it's by me, so you are promised pointlessness before you even begin to read.
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Rubbish Ultimate Fighting Arena somewhere else:
Ring Announcer:
"In the black corner, we have X-Box.
Weighing in at well over 200lbs, this bohemoth hails from Silicon Valley - Home of the tragically hip and stupid skateboarding execs and man-ape Steve Bulmer.
With an unproven track record but a monstrous visage, the ability to crash at will and unable to fit under your television.
This contender is massive and threatening.
In the multi-coloured corner, weighing in at little more than some pixie dust is Gamecube.
Hailing from the land of rising sun and schoolgirl's panties on sale in vending machines on the high-street.
This little fighter is colourful and ...er... not here yet.
Where is it?
*stage whispers into announcers ear*
We are assured that it will be here at some point next year, but standing in for Euro-Gamecube we have Jap Import Gamecube...can I continue?..thanks...where was I?
Oh yes, reaching almost to the ankles of Xbox, Gamecube promises a fight of little magic fairies and mushrooms and a land of make-believe and ghosts you can suck.
With a hoover.
With a track record of less-than promising history unless you're a baby or simple, Nintendo promise this fella will beat all challengers.
Black corner, are you ready?
"Ug"
Colourful corner, are you ready?
"Ickle princess elf pixies!"
Let's Get It On!...
*5 sec pause*
Er...this is rubbish, they're not fighting.
Ah, they're consoles. I get it.
Well then I shall test this out myself
*picks up gamecube and ignores withered flailing arms, dropping it on the Xbox. Xbox shrugs and picks it's nose*
Nothing, no response. Let's try it the other way round
*Picks up Xbox, red faced and straining before dropping it on Gamecube, which shatters into a million little pieces of magic dragon mushrooms*
Aha, there we have it. Conclusive Proof.
Xbox smash Gamecube with itself!
*Steve Bulmer dances on and struts like an ape*
I LOVE THIS COMPANY! I LOVE THIS COMPANY!
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The end.
But this time it's by me, so you are promised pointlessness before you even begin to read.
-----
Rubbish Ultimate Fighting Arena somewhere else:
Ring Announcer:
"In the black corner, we have X-Box.
Weighing in at well over 200lbs, this bohemoth hails from Silicon Valley - Home of the tragically hip and stupid skateboarding execs and man-ape Steve Bulmer.
With an unproven track record but a monstrous visage, the ability to crash at will and unable to fit under your television.
This contender is massive and threatening.
In the multi-coloured corner, weighing in at little more than some pixie dust is Gamecube.
Hailing from the land of rising sun and schoolgirl's panties on sale in vending machines on the high-street.
This little fighter is colourful and ...er... not here yet.
Where is it?
*stage whispers into announcers ear*
We are assured that it will be here at some point next year, but standing in for Euro-Gamecube we have Jap Import Gamecube...can I continue?..thanks...where was I?
Oh yes, reaching almost to the ankles of Xbox, Gamecube promises a fight of little magic fairies and mushrooms and a land of make-believe and ghosts you can suck.
With a hoover.
With a track record of less-than promising history unless you're a baby or simple, Nintendo promise this fella will beat all challengers.
Black corner, are you ready?
"Ug"
Colourful corner, are you ready?
"Ickle princess elf pixies!"
Let's Get It On!...
*5 sec pause*
Er...this is rubbish, they're not fighting.
Ah, they're consoles. I get it.
Well then I shall test this out myself
*picks up gamecube and ignores withered flailing arms, dropping it on the Xbox. Xbox shrugs and picks it's nose*
Nothing, no response. Let's try it the other way round
*Picks up Xbox, red faced and straining before dropping it on Gamecube, which shatters into a million little pieces of magic dragon mushrooms*
Aha, there we have it. Conclusive Proof.
Xbox smash Gamecube with itself!
*Steve Bulmer dances on and struts like an ape*
I LOVE THIS COMPANY! I LOVE THIS COMPANY!
----
The end.
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We've all heard that micro$oft want to crush the opposition in the console market but thats certasinly a new way of looking at it
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another tedious "who-will-win" post.
But this time it's by me, so you are promised pointlessness before you even begin to read.
-----
Rubbish Ultimate Fighting Arena somewhere else:
Ring Announcer:
"In the black corner, we have X-Box.
Weighing in at well over 200lbs, this bohemoth hails from Silicon Valley - Home of the tragically hip and stupid skateboarding execs and man-ape Steve Bulmer.
With an unproven track record but a monstrous visage, the ability to crash at will and unable to fit under your television.
This contender is massive and threatening.
In the multi-coloured corner, weighing in at little more than some pixie dust is Gamecube.
Hailing from the land of rising sun and schoolgirl's panties on sale in vending machines on the high-street.
This little fighter is colourful and ...er... not here yet.
Where is it?
*stage whispers into announcers ear*
We are assured that it will be here at some point next year, but standing in for Euro-Gamecube we have Jap Import Gamecube...can I continue?..thanks...where was I?
Oh yes, reaching almost to the ankles of Xbox, Gamecube promises a fight of little magic fairies and mushrooms and a land of make-believe and ghosts you can suck.
With a hoover.
With a track record of less-than promising history unless you're a baby or simple, Nintendo promise this fella will beat all challengers.
Black corner, are you ready?
"Ug"
Colourful corner, are you ready?
"Ickle princess elf pixies!"
Let's Get It On!...
*5 sec pause*
Er...this is rubbish, they're not fighting.
Ah, they're consoles. I get it.
Well then I shall test this out myself
*picks up gamecube and ignores withered flailing arms, dropping it on the Xbox. Xbox shrugs and picks it's nose*
Nothing, no response. Let's try it the other way round
*Picks up Xbox, red faced and straining before dropping it on Gamecube, which shatters into a million little pieces of magic dragon mushrooms*
Aha, there we have it. Conclusive Proof.
Xbox smash Gamecube with itself!
*Steve Bulmer dances on and struts like an ape*
I LOVE THIS COMPANY! I LOVE THIS COMPANY!
----
The end.
But this time it's by me, so you are promised pointlessness before you even begin to read.
-----
Rubbish Ultimate Fighting Arena somewhere else:
Ring Announcer:
"In the black corner, we have X-Box.
Weighing in at well over 200lbs, this bohemoth hails from Silicon Valley - Home of the tragically hip and stupid skateboarding execs and man-ape Steve Bulmer.
With an unproven track record but a monstrous visage, the ability to crash at will and unable to fit under your television.
This contender is massive and threatening.
In the multi-coloured corner, weighing in at little more than some pixie dust is Gamecube.
Hailing from the land of rising sun and schoolgirl's panties on sale in vending machines on the high-street.
This little fighter is colourful and ...er... not here yet.
Where is it?
*stage whispers into announcers ear*
We are assured that it will be here at some point next year, but standing in for Euro-Gamecube we have Jap Import Gamecube...can I continue?..thanks...where was I?
Oh yes, reaching almost to the ankles of Xbox, Gamecube promises a fight of little magic fairies and mushrooms and a land of make-believe and ghosts you can suck.
With a hoover.
With a track record of less-than promising history unless you're a baby or simple, Nintendo promise this fella will beat all challengers.
Black corner, are you ready?
"Ug"
Colourful corner, are you ready?
"Ickle princess elf pixies!"
Let's Get It On!...
*5 sec pause*
Er...this is rubbish, they're not fighting.
Ah, they're consoles. I get it.
Well then I shall test this out myself
*picks up gamecube and ignores withered flailing arms, dropping it on the Xbox. Xbox shrugs and picks it's nose*
Nothing, no response. Let's try it the other way round
*Picks up Xbox, red faced and straining before dropping it on Gamecube, which shatters into a million little pieces of magic dragon mushrooms*
Aha, there we have it. Conclusive Proof.
Xbox smash Gamecube with itself!
*Steve Bulmer dances on and struts like an ape*
I LOVE THIS COMPANY! I LOVE THIS COMPANY!
----
The end.
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