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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another tedious "who-will-win" post.
But this time it's by me, so you are promised pointlessness before you even begin to read.
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Rubbish Ultimate Fighting Arena somewhere else:
Ring Announcer:
"In the black corner, we have X-Box.
Weighing in at well over 200lbs, this bohemoth hails from Silicon Valley - Home of the tragically hip and stupid skateboarding execs and man-ape Steve Bulmer.
With an unproven track record but a monstrous visage, the ability to crash at will and unable to fit under your television.
This contender is massive and threatening.
In the multi-coloured corner, weighing in at little more than some pixie dust is Gamecube.
Hailing from the land of rising sun and schoolgirl's panties on sale in vending machines on the high-street.
This little fighter is colourful and ...er... not here yet.
Where is it?
*stage whispers into announcers ear*
We are assured that it will be here at some point next year, but standing in for Euro-Gamecube we have Jap Import Gamecube...can I continue?..thanks...where was I?
Oh yes, reaching almost to the ankles of Xbox, Gamecube promises a fight of little magic fairies and mushrooms and a land of make-believe and ghosts you can suck.
With a hoover.
With a track record of less-than promising history unless you're a baby or simple, Nintendo promise this fella will beat all challengers.
Black corner, are you ready?
"Ug"
Colourful corner, are you ready?
"Ickle princess elf pixies!"
Let's Get It On!...
*5 sec pause*
Er...this is rubbish, they're not fighting.
Ah, they're consoles. I get it.
Well then I shall test this out myself
*picks up gamecube and ignores withered flailing arms, dropping it on the Xbox. Xbox shrugs and picks it's nose*
Nothing, no response. Let's try it the other way round
*Picks up Xbox, red faced and straining before dropping it on Gamecube, which shatters into a million little pieces of magic dragon mushrooms*
Aha, there we have it. Conclusive Proof.
Xbox smash Gamecube with itself!
*Steve Bulmer dances on and struts like an ape*
I LOVE THIS COMPANY! I LOVE THIS COMPANY!
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The end.
But this time it's by me, so you are promised pointlessness before you even begin to read.
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Rubbish Ultimate Fighting Arena somewhere else:
Ring Announcer:
"In the black corner, we have X-Box.
Weighing in at well over 200lbs, this bohemoth hails from Silicon Valley - Home of the tragically hip and stupid skateboarding execs and man-ape Steve Bulmer.
With an unproven track record but a monstrous visage, the ability to crash at will and unable to fit under your television.
This contender is massive and threatening.
In the multi-coloured corner, weighing in at little more than some pixie dust is Gamecube.
Hailing from the land of rising sun and schoolgirl's panties on sale in vending machines on the high-street.
This little fighter is colourful and ...er... not here yet.
Where is it?
*stage whispers into announcers ear*
We are assured that it will be here at some point next year, but standing in for Euro-Gamecube we have Jap Import Gamecube...can I continue?..thanks...where was I?
Oh yes, reaching almost to the ankles of Xbox, Gamecube promises a fight of little magic fairies and mushrooms and a land of make-believe and ghosts you can suck.
With a hoover.
With a track record of less-than promising history unless you're a baby or simple, Nintendo promise this fella will beat all challengers.
Black corner, are you ready?
"Ug"
Colourful corner, are you ready?
"Ickle princess elf pixies!"
Let's Get It On!...
*5 sec pause*
Er...this is rubbish, they're not fighting.
Ah, they're consoles. I get it.
Well then I shall test this out myself
*picks up gamecube and ignores withered flailing arms, dropping it on the Xbox. Xbox shrugs and picks it's nose*
Nothing, no response. Let's try it the other way round
*Picks up Xbox, red faced and straining before dropping it on Gamecube, which shatters into a million little pieces of magic dragon mushrooms*
Aha, there we have it. Conclusive Proof.
Xbox smash Gamecube with itself!
*Steve Bulmer dances on and struts like an ape*
I LOVE THIS COMPANY! I LOVE THIS COMPANY!
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The end.
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I'm not sure this is going to fit the bill.
Looks like Freeola will be in charge of the members list!
Looks like Freeola will be in charge of the members list!
testy
Goatboy wrote:
> "I GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YA!...."
What a baboon.
LOL - clever!
> "I GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YA!...."
What a baboon.
LOL - clever!
"I GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YA!...."
What a baboon.
What a baboon.
I don't know from logic, but man-apes dancing like someone's shooting at their feet with a pistol and screaming "I LOVE THIS COMPANY!" to a stunned crowd is well worth getting an Xbox for.
Steve Ballmer, the man, the myth, the club-footed orangutan
Steve Ballmer, the man, the myth, the club-footed orangutan
now theres logic for you!
I do.
Just watching that clip again has brought it all back, the sheer idiocy of that portly buffoon.
Charging about like a Silverback with it's balls on fire and the "Eek" of stubbing foot.
Priceless.
And if giving Microsoft £300 means he'll do that again, I'm willing to pay.
Just watching that clip again has brought it all back, the sheer idiocy of that portly buffoon.
Charging about like a Silverback with it's balls on fire and the "Eek" of stubbing foot.
Priceless.
And if giving Microsoft £300 means he'll do that again, I'm willing to pay.
even though it may be quite funny, i still don't think that Steve Ballmer dancing around like a gibbon on stage is a reason to buy an X-box!
slik ~_~
slik ~_~
Ballmer.
Dammit.
Dammit.
I LOVE THIS COMPANY! I LOVE THIS COMPANY!
*Bulmer is dragged away and sedated, placed on a train and sent to a land far, far away where he won't bother anyone ever again*
*Bulmer is dragged away and sedated, placed on a train and sent to a land far, far away where he won't bother anyone ever again*
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