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" My Birthday, and the terrible aftermath!"

Yes, it was my birthday on Saturday. I woke up at 7, after 5 hours of sleep (I got to bed at 2 at night, sorry, in the morning). I stumbled out of bed to be met with my sister, 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY'. gggaaaaarrrrggghhhh. My head spinning like one to many rides on a walsa, I went downstairs. I opened the few Birthday cards I had, and the odd present. A shower Radio, wow, thanks. Oh but one thing....I don't have a shower (I mean, we only have a bath, I don't mean I don't wash). Well at least I got a Skateboard. After 5 minutes of trying my damnedist, I couldn't even go forward, never mind kick-flip, like I had performed so many times on Tony Hawk. So, a little dissapointed that I would actually have to put some effort in if I wanted to be the next Birdman (Tony Hawk), I thought I'd try the post, see If Breath of Fire had turned up, after all, do what you're best at. It hadn't, I rang SR up, none in stock. I think I'd been told by one of the staff earlier in the week that they weren't getting any in until the 14th. I thought he was joking, that it would come on the saturday and I'd laugh at his little prank. oh well. Then, I opened the rest of my cards. I opened one from my gran. It was nice sum of money (makes a change from the usual fivers). Oh, thanks. I thought to myself, if I can't get GCube for X-mas, I'll buy it with this money. Then I was told, It's for your driving lesson, today, at 11. WTF! Yeah, it was at 2, but he moved it. I rushed to the kettle, as fast as my intoxicated legs would carry me, filled it to the top, and then put every last bean of coffee we had in a big mug. 11 came, went on my lesson, not bad. One problem, I've come to the stark realisation I can't steer. After years of joypads, a steering wheel is a strange thing. What's worse, I can't turn corners. We got to a T-junction, and, well, I peed a lot of people off, (well, I'd be alright on a motorway!)! So, I got back, aahhh, a can have a nice rest. What, I have to ring everyone that sent me a fiver for my Birthday and thank them! That could take hours. "Do it", bellowed my mums voice. Alright. about 5 hours later (ok, not 5, but close), I was also told my cousins would be sleeping 2nite, IN MY ROOM. An early night then. Oh why didn't Breath of Fire come, I could have played it in bed. And 10 o'clock, I had to go to bed at 10.
*SOB*.

He he, I climed the roof, looked through the skylight at the computer. Then, jumped, well, fell (in style) down. Then went on the PC again.

But how could you see my post through the door huh?

*enters room again*

Only joking.

ooohhh....yeah...erm....look at the time.....gee...erm.
*door slams*

Still at least we aren't German

Still at least we've got each other.

Yeah, Man U have to give you lot a chance, It's not fair we always win it.

Sheringham?

SHUT UP. Man U are just giving the other teams a chance (thats why they bought Blanc!).