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Well, not yet. But it's certainly an option.
I swear all the females I've met were put on this planet to pee me off, annoy me, or just wind me up in some other way.
So, I have two options:
Turn gay, where I still get laid, but with a bloke.
Or become a monk, where I live in a cold castle type thing and wear stupid robes.
Tough choice.
WHY ARE WOMEN SO GOD-DAMN INFURIATING?!?!!? Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Ahem.
Sorry, I feel a little better now. Please feel free to ignore all of the rubbish I've just written.
I swear all the females I've met were put on this planet to pee me off, annoy me, or just wind me up in some other way.
So, I have two options:
Turn gay, where I still get laid, but with a bloke.
Or become a monk, where I live in a cold castle type thing and wear stupid robes.
Tough choice.
WHY ARE WOMEN SO GOD-DAMN INFURIATING?!?!!? Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Ahem.
Sorry, I feel a little better now. Please feel free to ignore all of the rubbish I've just written.
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Ah women.
Can't live with 'em ,can't set fire to 'em.
I know where you're coming from and where you're at YH.
Things I don't understand about women far outweigh the things I don't understand about A Brief History of Time (and for the stupid people, that means loads).
Tell them they're perfect and the one that makes you complete and they smile and say "that's nice" or you end up being "sweet".
Ignore them, don't phone when you say you will and you're beating them off with a cacky stick.
Me and the missus have times like that, and I just go somewhere happy and safe and when I come back, I rule.
It's nonsense mate, sometimes it's not worth the aggravation.
And that's what the Net is made for.
Porn and no grief from a real women.
They thrive on seeing you run to prove you care.
Had an ex dump me, I shrug and drive home. She then phones in tears saying "You're supposed to argue,you're supposed to change my mind".
Okaaay, probably shouldn't have said you wanted time apart then eh? (ok, so sleeping with her best mate 2 days after probably didn't help but damned if it wasn't funny to watch the fireworks afterwards between the both of them).
So, in summary:
Blokes are immature but we say what we mean.
Women are adult, but play too many stupid mind games.
Buy an inflate-a-date and be damned with them all.
Goatboy: Agony Aunt to The Forums.
Can't live with 'em ,can't set fire to 'em.
I know where you're coming from and where you're at YH.
Things I don't understand about women far outweigh the things I don't understand about A Brief History of Time (and for the stupid people, that means loads).
Tell them they're perfect and the one that makes you complete and they smile and say "that's nice" or you end up being "sweet".
Ignore them, don't phone when you say you will and you're beating them off with a cacky stick.
Me and the missus have times like that, and I just go somewhere happy and safe and when I come back, I rule.
It's nonsense mate, sometimes it's not worth the aggravation.
And that's what the Net is made for.
Porn and no grief from a real women.
They thrive on seeing you run to prove you care.
Had an ex dump me, I shrug and drive home. She then phones in tears saying "You're supposed to argue,you're supposed to change my mind".
Okaaay, probably shouldn't have said you wanted time apart then eh? (ok, so sleeping with her best mate 2 days after probably didn't help but damned if it wasn't funny to watch the fireworks afterwards between the both of them).
So, in summary:
Blokes are immature but we say what we mean.
Women are adult, but play too many stupid mind games.
Buy an inflate-a-date and be damned with them all.
Goatboy: Agony Aunt to The Forums.
Aye Aye
Old YH, big hufter ;)
Old YH, big hufter ;)
Leftback wrote:
> could be a lesbian though : ]
That would rule.
> could be a lesbian though : ]
That would rule.
that and my brother was calling me gay on the phone the other day.
he said: homosexual, gay, gaylord
so I threatened to stop him playing on my N64 and he shut up.
but the gay test says I'm only 19% gay.
In summary I am not gay
I could be a lesbian though : ]
he said: homosexual, gay, gaylord
so I threatened to stop him playing on my N64 and he shut up.
but the gay test says I'm only 19% gay.
In summary I am not gay
I could be a lesbian though : ]
me too..without the unfortunately
I unfortunately just have girls as friends rather than a girlfriend.
ahhh
yeah chicks rock
yeah chicks rock
lol
Here's some advice that my Father gave me that I feel I should pass on to you:
"Son, you're so God damn ugly, there's no way I'm your natural Father. No girl is ever going to love you. Even on the Internet the only thing that will chat you up is a 50 year old balding fatso in his pants, who goes by the name 'sexychic4301'. Now seeing as it's only natural for a man to get his leg over once in a while, I suggest you go to the zoo, smuggle out a monkey and then knock boots with it. Monkeys aren't prejudice - they'll take anything that comes there way. I should know, look at your Mother. Now scat, I've got some drinking to do."
Take heed and love a monkey.
"Son, you're so God damn ugly, there's no way I'm your natural Father. No girl is ever going to love you. Even on the Internet the only thing that will chat you up is a 50 year old balding fatso in his pants, who goes by the name 'sexychic4301'. Now seeing as it's only natural for a man to get his leg over once in a while, I suggest you go to the zoo, smuggle out a monkey and then knock boots with it. Monkeys aren't prejudice - they'll take anything that comes there way. I should know, look at your Mother. Now scat, I've got some drinking to do."
Take heed and love a monkey.
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