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I swear all the females I've met were put on this planet to pee me off, annoy me, or just wind me up in some other way.
So, I have two options:
Turn gay, where I still get laid, but with a bloke.
Or become a monk, where I live in a cold castle type thing and wear stupid robes.
Tough choice.
WHY ARE WOMEN SO GOD-DAMN INFURIATING?!?!!? Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Ahem.
Sorry, I feel a little better now. Please feel free to ignore all of the rubbish I've just written.
I unfortunately just have girls as friends rather than a girlfriend.
If you only knew how many people that applied to! Well, I seem to get it slightly better off (im 12 so only with my boxers on!) when I go round to her house (she normally has a few friends round... :) ) So its not toooooo bad!
(ok, so sleeping with her best mate 2 days
> after probably didn't help but damned if it wasn't funny to watch the fireworks
> afterwards between the both of them).
ohhh scandelous!
jerry jerry jerry!!!
but i just need
> gratification
Errmmm...
he also told me "your so god damn ugly son that the doctor gave ya mum a damn good slapping for having such a butt ugly kid. also you were so ugly when you were born we couldn't tell the difference between your face and ya ass"
such loving parents. mum later added some ohh oh ah ah turn the chat but as i don't speak chimp i have no idea what she was on about