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As you know, gaming is really fun, but not enough gaming can result into serious side effects, here is a list of such side effects:
1. Good eyesight - This could lead you to getting a real job and supporting a family where you would live happily for many years. This could also lead you to becoming good at a job and being promoted to the boss, where you start to become hated by all your ex-coworkers, which will form a conspiracy against you and cast voodoo spells on you, so your eyes slide down into your mouth where they then go into your stomach and explode causing you to bleed internally till you die.
2. Full mental growth - This could mean you think up some pretty neat chat up lines and marry a super model and live many happy years with her... Or, you could become some weirdo scientist and create an army of robots, which after 5 minutes of creating, they all go haywire and start destroying your lab, which took 30 years to make, and when they’ve finished they’ll hang you up by your toes and whip you with scorpion tails, before ripping out your hair and tongue with pliers.
3. Hands which work - This means you have a higher chance of not getting arthritis or some other condition that affects your hands, which would lead to living happily among all other old people and be able to play bingo (to be replaced with Splinter Cell 3) without moaning to the old people home staff... Or you could realize you have a skill or making small children’s toys, which will be taken over by the borg.The borg will then program them to play bee-gees music repetitively, therefore forcing them to commit suicide.
4. A life - This may cause you to get some friends, go out once in a while and have some 'fun', maybe get a girlfriend. The downside to this is that you may have too much fun, forget about games altogether, which could lead you to become some boring guy that lives in Scotland and tells everyone who comes within 50 meters of his house to get off the grass, which would lead to a kid setting a bag full of poo on fire, and knocking on the door and running off to leave you to get dirty shoes. This will make you run after the kid, but getting run over by an unfortunately timed steam roller, as soon as you step on the road. You will be quickly rushed off to the nearest hospital, which happens to be in London, as the rest of the countries hospitals are on strike, but your bad luck continues as your ambulance happens to be hit by a runaway train on the A1. Where your left for five days in agony, before a crow comes and pecks your brains out.
Thats just some side effects of not gaming enough!
1. Good eyesight - This could lead you to getting a real job and supporting a family where you would live happily for many years. This could also lead you to becoming good at a job and being promoted to the boss, where you start to become hated by all your ex-coworkers, which will form a conspiracy against you and cast voodoo spells on you, so your eyes slide down into your mouth where they then go into your stomach and explode causing you to bleed internally till you die.
2. Full mental growth - This could mean you think up some pretty neat chat up lines and marry a super model and live many happy years with her... Or, you could become some weirdo scientist and create an army of robots, which after 5 minutes of creating, they all go haywire and start destroying your lab, which took 30 years to make, and when they’ve finished they’ll hang you up by your toes and whip you with scorpion tails, before ripping out your hair and tongue with pliers.
3. Hands which work - This means you have a higher chance of not getting arthritis or some other condition that affects your hands, which would lead to living happily among all other old people and be able to play bingo (to be replaced with Splinter Cell 3) without moaning to the old people home staff... Or you could realize you have a skill or making small children’s toys, which will be taken over by the borg.The borg will then program them to play bee-gees music repetitively, therefore forcing them to commit suicide.
4. A life - This may cause you to get some friends, go out once in a while and have some 'fun', maybe get a girlfriend. The downside to this is that you may have too much fun, forget about games altogether, which could lead you to become some boring guy that lives in Scotland and tells everyone who comes within 50 meters of his house to get off the grass, which would lead to a kid setting a bag full of poo on fire, and knocking on the door and running off to leave you to get dirty shoes. This will make you run after the kid, but getting run over by an unfortunately timed steam roller, as soon as you step on the road. You will be quickly rushed off to the nearest hospital, which happens to be in London, as the rest of the countries hospitals are on strike, but your bad luck continues as your ambulance happens to be hit by a runaway train on the A1. Where your left for five days in agony, before a crow comes and pecks your brains out.
Thats just some side effects of not gaming enough!
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Clazon wrote:
> kill him. he talks of the outside world.
I commend you, squire.
A truly humorous comment.
> kill him. he talks of the outside world.
I commend you, squire.
A truly humorous comment.
Gaming has made me quicker at reactions and noticing things that i prob wouldnt of befor i started playing...
It has also given me quicker mouse skills and better keyboar skills...
It has also given me quicker mouse skills and better keyboar skills...
Gaming has improved my reaction time by loads.
Gaming has improved my hand eye co-ordination so much, that I now react to things before they actually happen. Tetris level 10 battle anyone?
:D heh heh
kill him. he talks of the outside world.
As you know, gaming is really fun, but not enough gaming can result into serious side effects, here is a list of such side effects:
1. Good eyesight - This could lead you to getting a real job and supporting a family where you would live happily for many years. This could also lead you to becoming good at a job and being promoted to the boss, where you start to become hated by all your ex-coworkers, which will form a conspiracy against you and cast voodoo spells on you, so your eyes slide down into your mouth where they then go into your stomach and explode causing you to bleed internally till you die.
2. Full mental growth - This could mean you think up some pretty neat chat up lines and marry a super model and live many happy years with her... Or, you could become some weirdo scientist and create an army of robots, which after 5 minutes of creating, they all go haywire and start destroying your lab, which took 30 years to make, and when they’ve finished they’ll hang you up by your toes and whip you with scorpion tails, before ripping out your hair and tongue with pliers.
3. Hands which work - This means you have a higher chance of not getting arthritis or some other condition that affects your hands, which would lead to living happily among all other old people and be able to play bingo (to be replaced with Splinter Cell 3) without moaning to the old people home staff... Or you could realize you have a skill or making small children’s toys, which will be taken over by the borg.The borg will then program them to play bee-gees music repetitively, therefore forcing them to commit suicide.
4. A life - This may cause you to get some friends, go out once in a while and have some 'fun', maybe get a girlfriend. The downside to this is that you may have too much fun, forget about games altogether, which could lead you to become some boring guy that lives in Scotland and tells everyone who comes within 50 meters of his house to get off the grass, which would lead to a kid setting a bag full of poo on fire, and knocking on the door and running off to leave you to get dirty shoes. This will make you run after the kid, but getting run over by an unfortunately timed steam roller, as soon as you step on the road. You will be quickly rushed off to the nearest hospital, which happens to be in London, as the rest of the countries hospitals are on strike, but your bad luck continues as your ambulance happens to be hit by a runaway train on the A1. Where your left for five days in agony, before a crow comes and pecks your brains out.
Thats just some side effects of not gaming enough!
1. Good eyesight - This could lead you to getting a real job and supporting a family where you would live happily for many years. This could also lead you to becoming good at a job and being promoted to the boss, where you start to become hated by all your ex-coworkers, which will form a conspiracy against you and cast voodoo spells on you, so your eyes slide down into your mouth where they then go into your stomach and explode causing you to bleed internally till you die.
2. Full mental growth - This could mean you think up some pretty neat chat up lines and marry a super model and live many happy years with her... Or, you could become some weirdo scientist and create an army of robots, which after 5 minutes of creating, they all go haywire and start destroying your lab, which took 30 years to make, and when they’ve finished they’ll hang you up by your toes and whip you with scorpion tails, before ripping out your hair and tongue with pliers.
3. Hands which work - This means you have a higher chance of not getting arthritis or some other condition that affects your hands, which would lead to living happily among all other old people and be able to play bingo (to be replaced with Splinter Cell 3) without moaning to the old people home staff... Or you could realize you have a skill or making small children’s toys, which will be taken over by the borg.The borg will then program them to play bee-gees music repetitively, therefore forcing them to commit suicide.
4. A life - This may cause you to get some friends, go out once in a while and have some 'fun', maybe get a girlfriend. The downside to this is that you may have too much fun, forget about games altogether, which could lead you to become some boring guy that lives in Scotland and tells everyone who comes within 50 meters of his house to get off the grass, which would lead to a kid setting a bag full of poo on fire, and knocking on the door and running off to leave you to get dirty shoes. This will make you run after the kid, but getting run over by an unfortunately timed steam roller, as soon as you step on the road. You will be quickly rushed off to the nearest hospital, which happens to be in London, as the rest of the countries hospitals are on strike, but your bad luck continues as your ambulance happens to be hit by a runaway train on the A1. Where your left for five days in agony, before a crow comes and pecks your brains out.
Thats just some side effects of not gaming enough!
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