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As you know, gaming is really fun, but not enough gaming can result into serious side effects, here is a list of such side effects:
1. Good eyesight - This could lead you to getting a real job and supporting a family where you would live happily for many years. This could also lead you to becoming good at a job and being promoted to the boss, where you start to become hated by all your ex-coworkers, which will form a conspiracy against you and cast voodoo spells on you, so your eyes slide down into your mouth where they then go into your stomach and explode causing you to bleed internally till you die.
2. Full mental growth - This could mean you think up some pretty neat chat up lines and marry a super model and live many happy years with her... Or, you could become some weirdo scientist and create an army of robots, which after 5 minutes of creating, they all go haywire and start destroying your lab, which took 30 years to make, and when they’ve finished they’ll hang you up by your toes and whip you with scorpion tails, before ripping out your hair and tongue with pliers.
3. Hands which work - This means you have a higher chance of not getting arthritis or some other condition that affects your hands, which would lead to living happily among all other old people and be able to play bingo (to be replaced with Splinter Cell 3) without moaning to the old people home staff... Or you could realize you have a skill or making small children’s toys, which will be taken over by the borg.The borg will then program them to play bee-gees music repetitively, therefore forcing them to commit suicide.
4. A life - This may cause you to get some friends, go out once in a while and have some 'fun', maybe get a girlfriend. The downside to this is that you may have too much fun, forget about games altogether, which could lead you to become some boring guy that lives in Scotland and tells everyone who comes within 50 meters of his house to get off the grass, which would lead to a kid setting a bag full of poo on fire, and knocking on the door and running off to leave you to get dirty shoes. This will make you run after the kid, but getting run over by an unfortunately timed steam roller, as soon as you step on the road. You will be quickly rushed off to the nearest hospital, which happens to be in London, as the rest of the countries hospitals are on strike, but your bad luck continues as your ambulance happens to be hit by a runaway train on the A1. Where your left for five days in agony, before a crow comes and pecks your brains out.
Thats just some side effects of not gaming enough!
1. Good eyesight - This could lead you to getting a real job and supporting a family where you would live happily for many years. This could also lead you to becoming good at a job and being promoted to the boss, where you start to become hated by all your ex-coworkers, which will form a conspiracy against you and cast voodoo spells on you, so your eyes slide down into your mouth where they then go into your stomach and explode causing you to bleed internally till you die.
2. Full mental growth - This could mean you think up some pretty neat chat up lines and marry a super model and live many happy years with her... Or, you could become some weirdo scientist and create an army of robots, which after 5 minutes of creating, they all go haywire and start destroying your lab, which took 30 years to make, and when they’ve finished they’ll hang you up by your toes and whip you with scorpion tails, before ripping out your hair and tongue with pliers.
3. Hands which work - This means you have a higher chance of not getting arthritis or some other condition that affects your hands, which would lead to living happily among all other old people and be able to play bingo (to be replaced with Splinter Cell 3) without moaning to the old people home staff... Or you could realize you have a skill or making small children’s toys, which will be taken over by the borg.The borg will then program them to play bee-gees music repetitively, therefore forcing them to commit suicide.
4. A life - This may cause you to get some friends, go out once in a while and have some 'fun', maybe get a girlfriend. The downside to this is that you may have too much fun, forget about games altogether, which could lead you to become some boring guy that lives in Scotland and tells everyone who comes within 50 meters of his house to get off the grass, which would lead to a kid setting a bag full of poo on fire, and knocking on the door and running off to leave you to get dirty shoes. This will make you run after the kid, but getting run over by an unfortunately timed steam roller, as soon as you step on the road. You will be quickly rushed off to the nearest hospital, which happens to be in London, as the rest of the countries hospitals are on strike, but your bad luck continues as your ambulance happens to be hit by a runaway train on the A1. Where your left for five days in agony, before a crow comes and pecks your brains out.
Thats just some side effects of not gaming enough!
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i was actually hoping this would win, cos i didnt see too many attempts, but i wasnt sure, there were some pretty good posts.
This could so easily win, it just depends on what day you posted it on.
I've posted amazing reviews before and not won but other days I win with pants ones!
Just the luck of the day and how many people write good things...
Yesterday however was just madness!
GAD attempts galore!
I've posted amazing reviews before and not won but other days I win with pants ones!
Just the luck of the day and how many people write good things...
Yesterday however was just madness!
GAD attempts galore!
Hrm..
Maybe.
Reaction Times have gone up.. gaming is cool for doing that, also hand-eye co-ord is better.
Gotta love the games.
Maybe.
Reaction Times have gone up.. gaming is cool for doing that, also hand-eye co-ord is better.
Gotta love the games.
gerrid wrote:
> I commend you, squire.
I thought I was your squire?
> I commend you, squire.
I thought I was your squire?
bye all... going to watch some TV... and by tommmorow ill have some more ideas for GAD winners (unlikely)
Clazon wrote:
> i would like to go to a serious note and see some scientific backing
> on this theory, however.
i wrote it so people could show me how to improve my writing so i can win GADs :D
> i would like to go to a serious note and see some scientific backing
> on this theory, however.
i wrote it so people could show me how to improve my writing so i can win GADs :D
gerrid wrote:
> Clazon wrote:
> kill him. he talks of the outside world.
>
> I commend you, squire.
> A truly humorous comment.
SQUIRE? but cheers.
i would like to go to a serious note and see some scientific backing on this theory, however.
:)
> Clazon wrote:
> kill him. he talks of the outside world.
>
> I commend you, squire.
> A truly humorous comment.
SQUIRE? but cheers.
i would like to go to a serious note and see some scientific backing on this theory, however.
:)
Melancholy wrote:
> I can now kill any animal that goes near me, without even losing 1
> health.
>
> In real life.
thats the funniest thing in this thread... apart from my original post of course :-D... or not
> I can now kill any animal that goes near me, without even losing 1
> health.
>
> In real life.
thats the funniest thing in this thread... apart from my original post of course :-D... or not
I can now kill any animal that goes near me, without even losing 1 health.
In real life.
In real life.
Things like reaction time, hand-eye co-ordination, reflexes and logic skills in some occasions are improved.
Now, does anyone care about what I just said?
Didn't think so. I almost send myself to sleep.
Now, does anyone care about what I just said?
Didn't think so. I almost send myself to sleep.
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