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Dear Santa can I have the following:
1. Cast Away DVD
2. Grand Theft Auto 3 game
3. Stearing Wheel
4. Gone In 60 Seconds DVD
5. PS2 Memory Card
6. N64 Controller
7. Action Man
To many things for a console will give it away that you have been bad. If you have been good, which most gamers have as they play their game. They should have a letter like this:
Dear Uncle Nick
I would like for christmas the following please:
1. Some Socks
2. Colour Pens
3. GRAND THEFT AUTO 3
4. Gloves
5. A4 Paper
6. Bubble Bath
7. Orange
Thank you
If you write a letter like this then you can be sure that when you wake up on December the 25 at the end of your bed there will be the Grand Theft Auto 3 game you really wanted.
Good luck at Christmas and I hope you are all as lucky as me and get everything you want. Remeber the list.
Dear Santa can I have the following:
1. Cast Away DVD
2. Grand Theft Auto 3 game
3. Stearing Wheel
4. Gone In 60 Seconds DVD
5. PS2 Memory Card
6. N64 Controller
7. Action Man
To many things for a console will give it away that you have been bad. If you have been good, which most gamers have as they play their game. They should have a letter like this:
Dear Uncle Nick
I would like for christmas the following please:
1. Some Socks
2. Colour Pens
3. GRAND THEFT AUTO 3
4. Gloves
5. A4 Paper
6. Bubble Bath
7. Orange
Thank you
If you write a letter like this then you can be sure that when you wake up on December the 25 at the end of your bed there will be the Grand Theft Auto 3 game you really wanted.
Good luck at Christmas and I hope you are all as lucky as me and get everything you want. Remeber the list.
> Oh, you mean my parents who put the presents under the tree at midnight on
> Christmas Eve!
Do you live in Germany?
> Do you live in Germany?
No, why?
FantasyMeister
Sitting at My PC
In my Bedroom
Somewhere in Bristol
5th December 2001
Dear Santa,
Thank you for all the wonderful things you brought me last year. I was so thrilled that I'm still wearing the socks now. (Or are they the socks from the year before? I can't remember lol!)
I hope that you and Mrs. Claus are keeping well at this busy time of year, and my thanks to Mrs. Claus for the lovely embroidery work that she did on that nice sweater that I got.
The pine fragrance bubble-bath smelled nice also.
But Santa, y'know, don't think I'm ungrateful or anything, but did I ever tell you I was a gamer? I mean I thought you'd have picked up on that by now because you would have walked past my Dreamcast downstairs and seen the Megadrive on my shelf in my room, as well of course as the PS2 next to the portable tv upstairs. Not to mention all the games and books about gaming scattered about the place. Maybe you got snow in your eyes or something? Didn't you see the Final Fantasy poster on your way up the stairs? Are you blind? Can't you take a hint? For goodness sake you've been dragging your fat behind through my house every year for the last 34, and you still haven't cottoned on. Are you an idiot?
Anyhow...all I'm doing is asking nicely if you could see it your way to maybe providing a couple of PS2 games this year instead of fluffy clothing. Not that I don't like your fluffy clothing that you keep bringing me each time, don't get me wrong, it's just that, well, compared to a couple of PS2 games it really sucks, y'know?
It's not like I don't deserve it either Santa, I mean I've really tried to be good this year. I heard that they finally extracted the parking meter from that traffic warden, but I'm sure you'll understand that incident. And that thing with the neighbour's daughter? I'm sure you being a man of the world an' all you'd understand that any girl who reaches 21 and still looks that ugly needs a favour, so that's all I was doin'. And like you told me last year, I've been seeking counselling for my 'Nintendo aversion', and it's working. I've been postin' in the SR Forums ever since, and I think I'm doin' ok, I haven't killed a Ninty in over 12 months now so thanks for the tip, dude.
Lookin' forward to seeing you this Crimble, rap the good rap and send Rudy a hi-five from me, aiiiight?
Yours,
FM.
> I mean I've really tried to be good this year.
In what ways?
> The nice big man at the end of your bed at mid-night on the 25th of December
Now that just sound perverted.
: )