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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I hope not.
I mean, Ant's matured too, he wouldn't make so much fuss now-a-days.
God, we're all getting far too old...
Sony has got a huge base of gullable fans who want to by the new console, and they always seem to be disappointed (in games anyway) Sony have released so many 'horror' games (Koudelka, RE:3 ?) and other games (FIFA series) that thye have no quality in them. Sure some games on PS are great, but since when did you get one sitting up all night the PD did or DK64.
PS2 may have been released at the wrong time, with heavywirghts X-box and especial the sublime (i don't care about its looks - at least it isn't so cheap it has to be sold by the fact that it can play old crap PS games on it) supreme, AND MUCH FASTER Gamecube
The GC will be great, I think ever though it is coming out in balc gold silver and pink, I will still stick with the very catchy purple/blue coloured dream box, it won't go with anything in my room but thats what makes it so original, whereas if I went round my mates house to play ion his PS2 I migh t'accidently' bump into it when it's standing up on it's side and it will fall over and crumble, or shatter.
It looks different from the PS1 as it has some new go faster grooves on the side of it, very nice, worth ever £100 you spend on it, I want a console where the covers can change, like Mobile phones, or DJ deck plates, it's very nice but could cost, have any of you seen the new smart car(Mercedes/Swatch) you can change the coloyur on that, so if you feel green, you car can be the same, whereas if your angry the car can quickly change into a red bumper set with matching doors, very modern and flashy. if you have lots of money to waste.
A game cube? Yes!
All of you Ps fans are so byast to the cheep crap stupid console. Nintendo are clever because none of their games can be copied but all of the S*/T Playstation games can be copied meaning the Sony people lose money. Also they have brought out the smaller playstation which is smaller than the Dc, also all of the people that want a ps (Must be thick) have allready got one. So SONY are thick.
You may have been wondering recently about your new Playstation 2 which you will order soon, you may have been thinking about what you can or cannot do with it. Well worry no longer, as SIE is here to help!
Firstly, and most obviously, NEVER, under any circumstances touch your Playstation 2, as this will cause damage to the fragile chips inside and may also break the brittle cover.
Secondly, to open the DVD drive, for the first three months you MAY use the eject button provided. BUT, after three months, it will be necessary to use a screwdriver to prise open the stiff drive bay.
Thirdly, always believe that Playstation 2 is the most advanced system around, and if you are told otherwise, overcome them with childish and petty remarks! It worked for us!
Fourthly, never visit any websites that are not affiliated with or made by Sony. These will contain harmful material that will destroy your computer, and if you manage to get into these websites, know that all they say to oppose Sony is wrong and untrue. You know that Playstation 2 is the most advanced console around, and the best one for everything.
Fifthly, and lastly, never chip your Playstation 2 with a chip that makes the console play illiegal copied games. But if you do, make sure it is an offically produced Sony chip!
If you follow these simple rules, your game playing life will last as good as a year, when as always, the system will break down and will not work any longer. When this happens, immediatly buy a new Playstation 2 to fix the problem.
Thank you for your cooperation!