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Ok, I apologise for the somewhat salubrious nature of this post, but it made me collapse with laughter:
I was discussing male bodily responses with a girl at work, about how we men have no control or say over what happens and when, we can be thinking of food and Voila!
This amusing chat ended up with me saying "Oh, and don't flatter yourself in the morning, that has nothing to do with you, we're alone and it's still there when we wake"
Many giggles and comments, and then I said "Well, I'm off for a fag" and got up.
The girl turned round "Did you just say you were off for a w--k?"
"Oh yeah, I have enough trouble going for a crap at work, like I'm going to run in the loo and bash one out"
And then I fell over from laughing.
Ah well, it passed 20 mins at work.
Feel free to delete this thread if it's too near the mark, no offence meant.
But it IS true, morning glory is automatic and regardless of who is there beside you.
I was discussing male bodily responses with a girl at work, about how we men have no control or say over what happens and when, we can be thinking of food and Voila!
This amusing chat ended up with me saying "Oh, and don't flatter yourself in the morning, that has nothing to do with you, we're alone and it's still there when we wake"
Many giggles and comments, and then I said "Well, I'm off for a fag" and got up.
The girl turned round "Did you just say you were off for a w--k?"
"Oh yeah, I have enough trouble going for a crap at work, like I'm going to run in the loo and bash one out"
And then I fell over from laughing.
Ah well, it passed 20 mins at work.
Feel free to delete this thread if it's too near the mark, no offence meant.
But it IS true, morning glory is automatic and regardless of who is there beside you.
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Blingboy wrote:
> :0, you smoke. Ah well, once my mum had my cat lying on her when I said
> "That's a nice p***y"
DUDE, your mom!
> :0, you smoke. Ah well, once my mum had my cat lying on her when I said
> "That's a nice p***y"
DUDE, your mom!
Blingboy wrote:
> :0, you smoke. Ah well, once my mum had my cat lying on her when I said
> "That's a nice p***y"
Dringo points to SR's front door andin a humerous way says:
"get out"
> :0, you smoke. Ah well, once my mum had my cat lying on her when I said
> "That's a nice p***y"
Dringo points to SR's front door andin a humerous way says:
"get out"
Why did i write that...
*Dringo wonders off muttering why*
*Dringo wonders off muttering why*
I wake up and see my cat...
That could be taken the wrong way but if your mature enough to ignore the obvious joke then you realize how sad i am and why i have manny times tried to kill myself...
That could be taken the wrong way but if your mature enough to ignore the obvious joke then you realize how sad i am and why i have manny times tried to kill myself...
er-no wrote:
> Leftback wrote:
> I always wondered what "morning glory" was
> refering to, now I know.
Morning glory... when you awake and look to your
> left or right side (or both if you have been damn lucky) and see in a my case a
> damn fine lady.... you take a long cigar out and sit up and start to smoke it
> with each puff being more satisfying than the last. Then to cap it off, you put
> some Pink Floyd on.... just before she/they wakes up.
God bless those
> mornings.
Then finally he wakes up.
> Leftback wrote:
> I always wondered what "morning glory" was
> refering to, now I know.
Morning glory... when you awake and look to your
> left or right side (or both if you have been damn lucky) and see in a my case a
> damn fine lady.... you take a long cigar out and sit up and start to smoke it
> with each puff being more satisfying than the last. Then to cap it off, you put
> some Pink Floyd on.... just before she/they wakes up.
God bless those
> mornings.
Then finally he wakes up.
Okay, this not a misheard conversation, but it something I still find funny today. And it just shows how immature we were at around 9 years old. {:)
We were getting ready for our football match, and the opposition's manager came over. He shook our manager's hand and said, "Hi, I'm les."
And we all burst out laughing, for a very long time. :D
We were getting ready for our football match, and the opposition's manager came over. He shook our manager's hand and said, "Hi, I'm les."
And we all burst out laughing, for a very long time. :D
Goatboy wrote:
The
> girl turned round "Did you just say you were off for a
> walk?"
Hmm.... I don't get this post.
Cheese - Being naieve since 1987, when he was dropped from the sky by a stork.
The
> girl turned round "Did you just say you were off for a
> walk?"
Hmm.... I don't get this post.
Cheese - Being naieve since 1987, when he was dropped from the sky by a stork.
:0, you smoke. Ah well, once my mum had my cat lying on her when I said
"That's a nice p***y"
"That's a nice p***y"
Leftback wrote:
> I always wondered what "morning glory" was refering to, now I know.
Morning glory... when you awake and look to your left or right side (or both if you have been damn lucky) and see in a my case a damn fine lady.... you take a long cigar out and sit up and start to smoke it with each puff being more satisfying than the last. Then to cap it off, you put some Pink Floyd on.... just before she/they wakes up.
God bless those mornings.
> I always wondered what "morning glory" was refering to, now I know.
Morning glory... when you awake and look to your left or right side (or both if you have been damn lucky) and see in a my case a damn fine lady.... you take a long cigar out and sit up and start to smoke it with each puff being more satisfying than the last. Then to cap it off, you put some Pink Floyd on.... just before she/they wakes up.
God bless those mornings.
Because Oasis is pub rock.
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