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"Misheard conversations are funny"

Ok, I apologise for the somewhat salubrious nature of this post, but it made me collapse with laughter:

I was discussing male bodily responses with a girl at work, about how we men have no control or say over what happens and when, we can be thinking of food and Voila!
This amusing chat ended up with me saying "Oh, and don't flatter yourself in the morning, that has nothing to do with you, we're alone and it's still there when we wake"
Many giggles and comments, and then I said "Well, I'm off for a fag" and got up.
The girl turned round "Did you just say you were off for a w--k?"
"Oh yeah, I have enough trouble going for a crap at work, like I'm going to run in the loo and bash one out"

And then I fell over from laughing.

Ah well, it passed 20 mins at work.
Feel free to delete this thread if it's too near the mark, no offence meant.
But it IS true, morning glory is automatic and regardless of who is there beside you.

Ok, I apologise for the somewhat salubrious nature of this post, but it made me collapse with laughter:

I was discussing male bodily responses with a girl at work, about how we men have no control or say over what happens and when, we can be thinking of food and Voila!
This amusing chat ended up with me saying "Oh, and don't flatter yourself in the morning, that has nothing to do with you, we're alone and it's still there when we wake"
Many giggles and comments, and then I said "Well, I'm off for a fag" and got up.
The girl turned round "Did you just say you were off for a w--k?"
"Oh yeah, I have enough trouble going for a crap at work, like I'm going to run in the loo and bash one out"

And then I fell over from laughing.

Ah well, it passed 20 mins at work.
Feel free to delete this thread if it's too near the mark, no offence meant.
But it IS true, morning glory is automatic and regardless of who is there beside you.

Me and Mr Snuggly shared a tent at Glastonbury.

Now I feel dirty.

I read the post and was laughing so hard, I was almost on the floor.

monkey_man wrote:
> Me and Mr Snuggly shared a tent at Glastonbury.

Now I feel dirty.

he he he!

that's a goodun Monkey Man.

monkey_man wrote:
> Me and Mr Snuggly shared a tent at Glastonbury.

Now I feel dirty.

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Pitched a tent?
hur-hur

Nah, just because the notion that the two of you woke, inches apart under fibrous plastic tenting with...y'know...doesn't mean you should feel ashamed.

Doughnut Monster wrote:
> monkey_man wrote:
> Me and Mr Snuggly shared a tent at Glastonbury.

Now I
> feel dirty.

>he he he!

>that's a goodun Monkey Man.

I'm not kidding, we really did!

Tentpole, hur, hur, hur.

addendum to amusing smut chat:

Receptionist has just come over, perfectly innocent of previous jokes and asked "Does anyone have any sticky-buns?"

Of course we all exploded with mirth and someone has managed to jet coffee from her nostrils across 2 desks.

Excellent.

Hmmm ol' Snuggly seems to have gone quite...

:D

SHEEPY wrote:
> Hmmm ol' Snuggly seems to have gone quite...



Quite what?

SHEEPY: Not finishing sentences since 1986.

:-P

I always wondered what "morning glory" was refering to, now I know.