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i) Miyamoto is really an elephant
ii) Nintendo is really spelt with a "J"
iii) Sega are giving up games to make crackers and nut oil
iv) PS2s are being installed in every Church of England building for Sunday Prayer play
v) Mario is runing for election in San Marino
vi) Microsoft are making a new, bigger XBox
vii) The Atari Lynx is coming back! As a tasty cheese spread!
iix) Roman numerials are the new black (though mildly annoying)
9) Sega have been bought by those crazy kids from Boy and Girls. Disco
10) PS2 controllers explode when held within twenty feet of a GBA SP
11) GAD is a scam - the games are all holograms or something
12) This isn't even really a website
13) Bin Laden invented Sonic
14) Saddam Hussein is Mario
15) Zool is returning as a special guest character in Soul Caliber
16) The bloke from Shenmue is gay
17) If you complete Metroid Prime thirty times something magial happens
18) Mario Advance 4 will be a port of Bugsy the Bobcat
19) Link is a girl in a suit
20) The "bloke" from Halo is a girl in a suit
21) Lara Croft is a girl in a suit
22) The new model of the Gamecube is inflatible
23) Final Fantasy 12 is going to revolve around the 1998 UK election race
24) Microsoft have just added "Jim Davidson: The Game" to their budget range
25) A boy in China just played Counter Strike for three years, non-stop. He's dead.
26) Gameboys have been made illegal on the Isle of White
27) The PlayStation 38 has just entered production
28) The UK version of Wind Walker comes with a limited edition green suit
29) The Spectrum was the highest selling gaming machine in the UK last week
30) New GBA game: "Daddy or Chips?", endorsed by George Forman
31) The Xbox has a really small man trapped in every console. He used to be a Linux developer
32) The internet is a hoax
33) Nintendo's Head Office is really in Southampton, the Japan illusion is just to look cool
34) Championshop Manager 5 will centre around the recient Phil and Lisa Eastenders story line
35) Alex Kidd is back! Now with rail guns and Zoombies
36) John Jones, Rail Tycoon champion has just been appointed Head of the British Rail Network
37) PS2s are the brains behind the bombing of Iraq
38) 3D0 was good
39) FIFA: Beckham Knits hits the streets on Friday
40) The Xbox really is just a PC in disguise - scrath off that big green logo for the Dell badge
41) Mac are entering the console race with the iBox
42) Sony is an anagram of "Evil Corporation who makes good games"
43) The PS3 will be a bit like the Death Star
44) Video Games really do make you want to kill people
45) The next Zelda title will feature Ian McCaskell
46) Nintendo is run by the Mafia
47) Jade Goodie is the new face of Microsoft
48) BT are quite good
49) GTA:
50) April Fool's day joke are really funny
i) Miyamoto is really an elephant
ii) Nintendo is really spelt with a "J"
iii) Sega are giving up games to make crackers and nut oil
iv) PS2s are being installed in every Church of England building for Sunday Prayer play
v) Mario is runing for election in San Marino
vi) Microsoft are making a new, bigger XBox
vii) The Atari Lynx is coming back! As a tasty cheese spread!
iix) Roman numerials are the new black (though mildly annoying)
9) Sega have been bought by those crazy kids from Boy and Girls. Disco
10) PS2 controllers explode when held within twenty feet of a GBA SP
11) GAD is a scam - the games are all holograms or something
12) This isn't even really a website
13) Bin Laden invented Sonic
14) Saddam Hussein is Mario
15) Zool is returning as a special guest character in Soul Caliber
16) The bloke from Shenmue is gay
17) If you complete Metroid Prime thirty times something magial happens
18) Mario Advance 4 will be a port of Bugsy the Bobcat
19) Link is a girl in a suit
20) The "bloke" from Halo is a girl in a suit
21) Lara Croft is a girl in a suit
22) The new model of the Gamecube is inflatible
23) Final Fantasy 12 is going to revolve around the 1998 UK election race
24) Microsoft have just added "Jim Davidson: The Game" to their budget range
25) A boy in China just played Counter Strike for three years, non-stop. He's dead.
26) Gameboys have been made illegal on the Isle of White
27) The PlayStation 38 has just entered production
28) The UK version of Wind Walker comes with a limited edition green suit
29) The Spectrum was the highest selling gaming machine in the UK last week
30) New GBA game: "Daddy or Chips?", endorsed by George Forman
31) The Xbox has a really small man trapped in every console. He used to be a Linux developer
32) The internet is a hoax
33) Nintendo's Head Office is really in Southampton, the Japan illusion is just to look cool
34) Championshop Manager 5 will centre around the recient Phil and Lisa Eastenders story line
35) Alex Kidd is back! Now with rail guns and Zoombies
36) John Jones, Rail Tycoon champion has just been appointed Head of the British Rail Network
37) PS2s are the brains behind the bombing of Iraq
38) 3D0 was good
39) FIFA: Beckham Knits hits the streets on Friday
40) The Xbox really is just a PC in disguise - scrath off that big green logo for the Dell badge
41) Mac are entering the console race with the iBox
42) Sony is an anagram of "Evil Corporation who makes good games"
43) The PS3 will be a bit like the Death Star
44) Video Games really do make you want to kill people
45) The next Zelda title will feature Ian McCaskell
46) Nintendo is run by the Mafia
47) Jade Goodie is the new face of Microsoft
48) BT are quite good
49) GTA:
50) April Fool's day joke are really funny