Viewing Thread:
"A quick Poké-joke!"

How do you get 100,000 Pokémon onto a bus?

Pokémon (poke-em-on)

At least it makes more sence than asher's dumb joke... that proves us AP people much more intelligent, must i admit! >:)

I really don't know where you "P" lovers scrape it out from.

Today's word is Peanut, kids...

Ace Greg, yo know about all that is just sad!!

(groans) poke-em-on... that's just absolutely LAME, asher...

Asher D wrote:
> I came here because i was bored. Why do you think i'd want to hang around with a
> bunch of 10 year old Pokemon loving kids?

Maybe because you are one? Oh sorry... you're only nine - my mistake. Good luck with your first reading book next week at school ;-(

This is a better one, not much better. Its also partly true, sadly!

HOW TO TELL YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH POKÉMON!

1. You've memorized all five pokéraps.
2. You know all 256 pokémon and their attacks.
3. You pretend you're in a Pokémon battle by putting a plant on the floor and throwing your cat at it and yelling "Go [cat's name here]!"
4. You went to Japan just to buy the yellow, green, gold and silver versions of Pokémon for Gameboy.
5. Give all your pets pokémon names.
6. You've made a pokéball out of a bouncy ball (or other material).
7. You call you brother Brock.
8. You call your sister Misty.
9. You've painted the markings of Pikachu on a canary.
10. You named your pet turtle Squirtle.
11. You write really bad fanfiction about being stuck in a PokéBall.
12. You try to change the name of your city to "Pallet Town"
13. You constantly imitate all 150 pokémon.
14. You call your mom "Officer Jenny."
15. You attempt to bring an Aerdactyl back to life.
16. You name your pet mouse Rattata
17. You keep calling your girlfriend Misty. (And it's really getting on her nerves.)

The_real_Jonny_Boy wrote:
> I couldn't agree more Gman. You should also condsider the fact that you're
> posting on these general (and pretty simplistic) boards. Surely an experienced
> poster like you Asher D
Or maybe you're just full of hot (pokemon related) air.
> Who knows?


I came here because i was bored. Why do you think i'd want to hang around with a bunch of 10 year old Pokemon loving kids?

Oh god, that was the crappest joke i've heard in a while.

I couldn't agree more Gman. You should also condsider the fact that you're posting on these general (and pretty simplistic) boards. Surely an experienced poster like you Asher D
Or maybe you're just full of hot (pokemon related) air. Who knows?

Our number of posts does not represent our skill at posting, nor does it show the number of posts we've made at other forums.

So why should we respect you? So what if you have more posts? That does not relate to the amount of respect you deserve.

Shut up Newbies... when you're actually a regular people will have respect for you, but until then don't diss.