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"WASHING MACHINE CRISIS..HELP!"

OK so my parents hav gone away 4 hol leavin me 2 fend for myself...WASHING MACHINE..a white object that sits in my kitchen and magically cleans clothes...this is so wrong! ITS HARD...what goes with what..then you have to do the correct heat..conditioner..setting...spin...trouble was i couldnt even open the bloody handle i went red in the face pulling and nearly broke the handle! MUM COME BACK...or handy tips would help???

Sfone wrote:
> Lil ginge wrote:
> beards
> washing!
>
> They don't go together. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN

hee hee ...p.s. thankyou for the cain!
beards man u actually eva used washin machine in your life?

Get a big metal pole, grasp in two hands at one end, bring in back to the side of your head and swing it towards the glass thing on the front of the washing machine. Now you can put your dirty close in there with washing up liquid. That's what I do.

Now all I ever wear are lemon fresh clothes. Still kind of wet though.

Lil ginge wrote:
> beards
> washing!

They don't go together. DON'T DO THAT AGAIN

Call social services.
You can get a new mum ..... for free*





*Excluding VAT.

cookie monster wrote:
> Wash whites seperatly, dont overload the machine, and use
> liquitabs/tablets to make detergent volume gauging easier.

cheers dude! the confusin ting is 'supercare' how u tell the difference!??

Wash whites seperatly, dont overload the machine, and use liquitabs/tablets to make detergent volume gauging easier.

NEW PLAN, wear all your clothes in the rain.

beards there is no need for such a comment...in truth how often do you do the washing!

It sounds like you need to raise your IQ a few points. Try watching a documentary on TV and listening to classical music.

Throw out all your current clothes and buy new ones, the blokes way.