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"!!!My Pocket Knife Got Me In Trouble!!!"

I went to see my grandma at the airport because she was leaving to Venezuela yesterday. Before I got like four steps I noticed that they actually have a metal detector to get into the waiting area.

A week before my grandma had bought me a pocket knife. I brought it with me to show her that I still liked it and I appreciated that she gave it to me. Big mistake.

I knew that the alarm would blare if I went by and I had it in my pocket so I took it out in my hand to show it to the guy that stood next to the metal detector. I brainlessly held it by the handle and pointed it at the man for him to get it because I knew he would take it until I left the airport again anyway. As soon as I pointed at him though he screams like a little girl and people rush to me like I'm psycho. And to make it worse I was wearing my pants I bought in Hot Topic(which are goth looking baggy pants) and I was wearing my chains I made and my "My therapist said it was all your fault" shirt. Meaning I looked to them like a threat.

Everyone starts putting their arms up slightly saying “put it down” while they walk toward me as if they were going to jump on me. I'm not dumb so I drop the pocket knife on the floor but instantly the security guy that screamed run a little at me. And my parents that were in front of me during all this started yelling "No don't" as if it helped anyone! After him almost taking me down and quickly explaining everything with the most scared face on and while the man still approaching me they said that I had to leave "immediately"! When I went out the door I see police cars parking.

Afterward when my parents asked where I got the knife I said I got it from grandma and they didn't believe me because when they asked grandma(she didn't go on the plane thanks to me) she said she had nothing to do with the knife just to save herself. Now my parents are thinking of sending me to therapy because they think I'm angry. I'm such a happy person! I never talk to my parents so they don't know me. Even though they are starting to believe me now, I still think they think I'm an attempt murderess!


Through all this all I have to say is.…..AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STUPID POCKET KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!

Beware of toy guns aswell.

Haha!! It's embarassing when that happens.. I remember buying one of those tiny tiny guns from Spain with a tiny knife. Just as a toy. Got stopped at the airport, it's horribly embarassing though. I was only 12 and they looked at me as though I was a terrorist.

Ha ha ha








ha

What do you expect your own high alert isnt it? And i mean high alert on terroism

How did you know!:-o

And then what...?

Did the door behind you get kicked-in by Bruce Willis, who emerged armed and ready to stop you from harming the suvillians?!?

Imagine if all the people around you just ran and piled on you. Funny story to here, but it probably wasn't at the time.

Not that most of you didn't notice but this story is made up. I got bored so I felt like being dramatic. Some other one was fake too. BOREDOM KILLS PEOPLE!

*runs off with pretend pocket knife*

Edgy wrote:
> I'm sorry but YOU STUPID FOOL!
>
> What did you expect to happen? Even if you did get on the plane, you
> wouldn't have been able to take the knife with you!


I wasn't going on the plane my grandma was. I just was going to see her leave....

Sue them,

isn't that what you guys in America do all the time?


I once heard a quote;

'If there was no system of sueing someone in America money would not move around'