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Just back from the pub, got in taxi to come home totally forgeting the food before going home so now I have the drunken munchies...

What can I have, bear in mind cooking could burn the house down

I want food and then I can write a book about Jesus and Dinosaurs.

Heh, and he lacks the brain to check his cupboard. Superb.

*Hands overly complicated contract to Aliboy*

Don't worry - nothing too worrying. *Cough* I just want your soul *cough*]

Bye all. Red Dwarf beckons :)

UKGold. Now.

:D

I would have been eating a hot dog, or some chips about now.
But instead I have "light and crispy wheaten biscuits"

I am ashamed.

Oh I do love Aliboy's drunken ramblings.

AliBoy wrote:
> Just back from the pub, got in taxi to come home totally forgeting the
> food before going home so now I have the drunken munchies...

I used to think that munchies meant diorrhea, but that was because the person who said it **** himself afterwards :D

Is there no food in your cupboards? And what food before going home?
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> What can I have, bear in mind cooking could burn the house down
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> I want food and then I can write a book about Jesus and Dinosaurs.

Eat America's favourite food - a stick of butter. All the nutritional value of 17 sticks of carrot (dipped in chocolate).

It's late, so I'm saying odd things :D

Eat cereal with milk, lots of milk.

Yummy.

Just back from the pub, got in taxi to come home totally forgeting the food before going home so now I have the drunken munchies...

What can I have, bear in mind cooking could burn the house down

I want food and then I can write a book about Jesus and Dinosaurs.