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"Planing to rip of GAME . . ."

OK, I am literally 2 inches smaller than the tv's that my local game has hanging from the ceiling. So i have planned the following . . .

1. Wait till i grow that extra 2 inches

or 2. Wear some high heels. . .

Anyway, when I have this height I am going to walk straight into one of these hanging TV's as hard as I can so i can get a nice lump on my head. I will then see what game say and if they offer me some free games then fine. If not then I will be paying a visit to one of those free "accident" lawyer firms . . .

Oh, all the staff down my me consists of, a lanky cheecky 20 year old, a fat, sad middle aged lonley mad and an annoying ugly 20ish year old...
All the staff are male...

All of the Game staff near me are spooty 20 sih year olds who only know about the PS2. Makes me angry with their fanboysim.

Noticed that many of the cashier staff in Game are busty young women, also. I wonder what there opinion is on the latest developments in Japan... or anything video game related. They'll probably just laugh and say "you're cute". What you need is big, fat 35-year old virgin hardcore-RPG players who insult every customer.

Annoys me that videogame stores hire people who clearly have only ever played a Playstation. Where I live there are 3 videogame stores: Gamestation, Games 2u and Game. I never go in Game. Gamestation has one member of staff that is REALLY cool, a good guy, one of us (haven't seen him for a while, mind?), and one token black guy who didn't know what the latest Zelda game was called. When I asked him he said
"sorry, I only read PS2 magazines". (Not racist remark, it's the truth)
Games 2u. Went, tried to get n00b staff to sell me a Neo Geo Pocket game cheap and he said "I don't know why [the game] is so expensive, is it a new console?"

SO many things wrong with that sentence.

End of rant.

Nebuchan wrote:
> In our GAME you wouldn't need a low TV to bash yer head.
>
> Just talk to the manager and he'd give you a good smashing. GAME is
> possibly the moaniest, most annoying bunch of retards this side of
> Eastenders. No offence to anyone who works there.

haha, I agree.

You would have thought that the biggest Video Game retailer in England would have the cheapest prices and the best customer service. Obviously not. I can't wait till SR has taken over GAME's place and there is an SR in every town :D

I think that game have something very wrong...
They just seem to be very dodgey...

In my local game there is a well dodgy manager. It was Christmas 2001 and my friend was cotemplating buying a PS2. But they were all out of stock. But the manager comes over and says "Listen right, I've got a brand new PS2 behind my desk out back. It is all ok and everything just some kid brought it in as a duplicate Christmas Present."

What a retard, that is really stupid. He was trying to sell us a full priced PS2 that was actually second hand.

Also about the manager, my friend was buying PS2 games for his son Christmas 2002. And literally 6 yards across the shopping centre floor was a big signs in Dixon's saying "Buy one get on free on all PS2 games"

So he went into game and told them to price match with Dixons. However, even though they offer this price match service the manager would not do it. My friend then picked up one of the "price promise" leaflets and made the guy sign it saying that he would not fulfil the "promise" and that he would take them to trading standards. The manager refused to sign it, but he lost nothing. Apart from a shop full of over 50 people all queueing up to buy something. They all left :-D

There is a big  p***k   in our game, he talks loudly about how good games are, then goes upto someone and tells them about it, then i bought a game from there and it didnt work properly, so he arr well never mind, get your mum or dad to bring it back please...
Arrh, im 15 for god sake, i know what works and what doesnt...

Sibs wrote:
> Works where...? Eastenders or Game...? ;-)

lol, Eastenders of course.

Anyone who works for game deserves all they get!

:)